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7 months ago

Holy shit! Who was getting fired and decided to make this glorious piece of art as revenge?

5 months ago

I love how I find no sympathy for this man and his death, just mockery and sheer joy

This probably isn’t a good thing, but I fervently hope that somehow his spirit knows how people are reacting to his death

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7 months ago

the emberton wire twitter account just posted a new article!

here's the full image:

Header: top doctors recommend: BEAT YOUR CHILDREN

Text: one thing that all parents can agree on, is that children are horrible vile creatures that can only be tamed through either punishment or a using a lobotomy (sic). children tend to always whine and scream and repeat the same angsty things every day such as “don’t invade my private space” or “please don’t treat me like an object” or “may i have some extra food?” or “stop choking me” and things of that nature. they never listen to anything the parents have to say, what disrespectful vermin. Most kids don’t realize that they should be treating their parent as their personal god and one who can do no wrong. the parent is graciously blessing them with food and a household to live in without rent! how charitable of the parent, not letting their children become homeless as they deserve. well, we here at the emberton wire have interviewed one children’s doctor on the topic “what is to be done with kids?”

nowadays theres a big fuss being made about good parenting, and treating your children in a so-called “moral” way, but this is simply fake news from the radical left feminists. a good slapping never hurt anybody, and it’s been proven that the more you punish your children, the more obedient they’ll be! People these days like to call it “hitting” or “whipping” your children to fearmonger this parenting style, but i propose we use the word “spanking” instead. you need to spank your children so that they don’t become soft! kids these days are all glued to their novels and it’s rotting their brains. back in my day we got treated inhumanely and never complained, but kids these days feel the need to complain about small things, like being yelled at, and being forced into child labor. 

The source of all our woes are children complaining, we should direct all our hatred towards these fragile, young minds. this won’t have any consequences in the future (Don Rosemond has never had a doctoring license but

Header: Gay men found near boarding school!

Text: earlier today there were two gay men approximately 6 miles from the emberton boarding school! they were found in an alleyway while they were kissing! that’s right, they were kissing!! disgusting! and so close to the children’s school as well, our most important thing is our children, so we must be on the look out for homosexual men who would molest them in a heartbeat! protect the kids! the men
7 months ago

I kinda feel like the toddler might be strong in me. The most audacious shit could happen to me and I’d just be like, “welp. Guess this is life now”. But the randomest little thing happens and I am OVER IT. Fuck the world and everyone in it.

And then immediately after my breakdown I’m chill again!

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7 months ago

Don’t mind me! Just drinking tea as black as my soul while skulls peer up from the darkness

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7 months ago

Hatsune Cipher

Was Live-streaming On Insta When My Moots Came Up With The Idea Of Bill Miku 🎤⚠️

was live-streaming on insta when my moots came up with the idea of bill miku 🎤⚠️


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7 months ago

obsessed with mass market paperbacks. their pleasing rectangular proportions. how they fit badly in a hoodie pocket so you can drag them around everywhere with you like a temporary little buddy. the way they fit in your hand because they're MADE for human hands and not as bookshelf decoration. the way the pages feel when you riffle them gently with your thumb. How pristine and crisp they look when you get them and how creased and folded they look when you're done, even if you try to be nice to them. how that wear is okay, how that's correct actually, because they're made with the philosophy that books aren't meant to be PRETTY, they're meant to be read. that little ripple new ones get on the left side from where you hold them when you're reading, the way the ripple only goes as far as you've read, because u change stories by reading as they are changing you. how you can find thousands of these creased and folded and loved little dudes in every thrift store and used book shop and neighborhood library and you can instantly see the ones that someone carried around in a backpack for weeks or read to pieces or gave up on halfway through because they wear being read like fresh snow wears footprints. I love these poorly made, subpar little rectangles so much. truly the people's books.

7 months ago
Lesbans (NOOO I WROTE TRAMPS Sorry I Speak Spanish And Traps Are Called Trampas 😭😭) By Chechona

lesbans (NOOO I WROTE TRAMPS sorry i speak spanish and traps are called trampas 😭😭) by Chechona

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Teaspoons

They/ThemAn autistic genderqueer vampire with the soul of a 70 year old depressed English cat, the mind of a curious corvid, and the attitude of a shapeshifting fae

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