Chai Tea Bag + Lil But Of Brown Sugar + Apple Cider Packet + 16 Oz. Mug Of Hot But Not Quite Boiling

I have to disagree with you on this one, but I like my eggs firm, even crispy! Soft, runny eggs are awful.

eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

F2U slugcat self-insert maker page! if you do use this, please reblog so i know you used it, thanks!

and if you have any questions about any questions, i will do my best to answer, you can ask me either through my ask box (please do), re-blogging this, or commenting!

Reblogging because this is too funny! 🤣🤣

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

good god.

Everyone is entitled to there own opinion. Some people just have the wrong one, and that includes people who pronounce it as JIF.

OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.