Smoking With My Ex's Cat Because He's Chill Like That

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

Love whoever wrote that sign!

Today's Republican Christians would accuse migrant Jesus of eating pets and taunt his teen mother with 'your body, my choice'.

They would wear 'I can't breathe' shirts to the crucifixion.

#SundaySermon

“My good sir, that’s the American way!” Had me dead 🤣💀

all's well here in the United States

Absolutely in awe, love the correlation of Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde

billford animatic i made to the song 'confrontation'! ^^

I feel called out right now

Noooo! Not the shorter lifespan! 🥺

The signs of time

Why do we segregate sports by sex?

Disclaimer: this video was intended as a fun look at the inconsistent logic of gender segregation in sports, but as a short-form video, it naturally does not go into much nuance. One thing I want to make clear is that I do believe we should be making sports more inclusive to trans and intersex athletes, and it seems to me that a great starting point would be to stop gender segregating sports that really don’t need it. Like archery!

just when i thought my comics couldn't get dumber... i surprise myself 👭