I Want

This is my vibe, but all anybody sees is the unicorn and that’s okay

I get three meals a day, but apparently they are lunch, dinner, and two bowls of ramen at midnight.

If you sexually harass/assault her, she can sever your genitalia and display them on a wall

Why do we segregate sports by sex?

Disclaimer: this video was intended as a fun look at the inconsistent logic of gender segregation in sports, but as a short-form video, it naturally does not go into much nuance. One thing I want to make clear is that I do believe we should be making sports more inclusive to trans and intersex athletes, and it seems to me that a great starting point would be to stop gender segregating sports that really don’t need it. Like archery!

Noooo! Not the shorter lifespan! 🥺

The signs of time

No, but this is so real! A big factor in whether or not I’m attracted to someone is how they smell, and hoo boy if they smell nice and they get close to me I’m never sure if I’ll survive the experience

you ever get gay aggression? i have been talking to this girl for a bit now and have been going feral every time i see her. we hug every time we greet each other and i deadass just feel like an animal smelling this bitch's perfume. here is how the conversation went:

her: "omg hi" *hugs*

me: "hi lol" *inhales aggressively like my life depends on it*

LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! MY BRAIN JUST FUCKING SHORT CIRCUITS ANYTIME IM IN THE PERFUME DOME SEND HELP JESUS CHRIST

Once I would’ve thought that 50 years was a tragically short lifespan, but now, after 19 years on this earth, it seems like enough

Chilchuck is definitely the kind of dad that scared his kids with the boogie man, he has that kind of humor

and probably ended up having them sleep on his bed bc he scared them too much too

John Martin

Happy Spirit Day! I know it’s evening now, but better late than never! Next year I’ll be sure to wear purple.

HAPPY SPIRIT DAY

I love Dungeon Meshi. So much.

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