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7 months ago

Hehe

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7 months ago

obsessed with mass market paperbacks. their pleasing rectangular proportions. how they fit badly in a hoodie pocket so you can drag them around everywhere with you like a temporary little buddy. the way they fit in your hand because they're MADE for human hands and not as bookshelf decoration. the way the pages feel when you riffle them gently with your thumb. How pristine and crisp they look when you get them and how creased and folded they look when you're done, even if you try to be nice to them. how that wear is okay, how that's correct actually, because they're made with the philosophy that books aren't meant to be PRETTY, they're meant to be read. that little ripple new ones get on the left side from where you hold them when you're reading, the way the ripple only goes as far as you've read, because u change stories by reading as they are changing you. how you can find thousands of these creased and folded and loved little dudes in every thrift store and used book shop and neighborhood library and you can instantly see the ones that someone carried around in a backpack for weeks or read to pieces or gave up on halfway through because they wear being read like fresh snow wears footprints. I love these poorly made, subpar little rectangles so much. truly the people's books.

5 months ago

I have no reason to yet, but I feel like I’m going to

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Realest thing I’ve ever read, thank you for this I agree

7 months ago

It’s shit like this that plunges me back in the depths of post-series depression.


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8 months ago

And even if it is your native language, you’ll still have an accent! There’s so much variety in how people speak the same language, down (past Boston, London, Appalachian, Scottish, etc.) to the individual person, and that’s beautiful.

Controversial opinion of the day: It’s okay to have accents. It’s not your native language. If they make fun of you that’s messed up.


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7 months ago

the emberton wire twitter account just posted a new article!

here's the full image:

Header: top doctors recommend: BEAT YOUR CHILDREN

Text: one thing that all parents can agree on, is that children are horrible vile creatures that can only be tamed through either punishment or a using a lobotomy (sic). children tend to always whine and scream and repeat the same angsty things every day such as “don’t invade my private space” or “please don’t treat me like an object” or “may i have some extra food?” or “stop choking me” and things of that nature. they never listen to anything the parents have to say, what disrespectful vermin. Most kids don’t realize that they should be treating their parent as their personal god and one who can do no wrong. the parent is graciously blessing them with food and a household to live in without rent! how charitable of the parent, not letting their children become homeless as they deserve. well, we here at the emberton wire have interviewed one children’s doctor on the topic “what is to be done with kids?”

nowadays theres a big fuss being made about good parenting, and treating your children in a so-called “moral” way, but this is simply fake news from the radical left feminists. a good slapping never hurt anybody, and it’s been proven that the more you punish your children, the more obedient they’ll be! People these days like to call it “hitting” or “whipping” your children to fearmonger this parenting style, but i propose we use the word “spanking” instead. you need to spank your children so that they don’t become soft! kids these days are all glued to their novels and it’s rotting their brains. back in my day we got treated inhumanely and never complained, but kids these days feel the need to complain about small things, like being yelled at, and being forced into child labor. 

The source of all our woes are children complaining, we should direct all our hatred towards these fragile, young minds. this won’t have any consequences in the future (Don Rosemond has never had a doctoring license but

Header: Gay men found near boarding school!

Text: earlier today there were two gay men approximately 6 miles from the emberton boarding school! they were found in an alleyway while they were kissing! that’s right, they were kissing!! disgusting! and so close to the children’s school as well, our most important thing is our children, so we must be on the look out for homosexual men who would molest them in a heartbeat! protect the kids! the men
6 months ago

I see myself in this comic, and I don’t like it

This Is About Procrastinating. Or Executive Dysfunction. I Think

this is about procrastinating. or executive dysfunction. i think

5 months ago

So cute! I love the little tea dragons! I feel like they’d make wonderful familiars!

Care For A Drink?
Care For A Drink?
Care For A Drink?
Care For A Drink?
Care For A Drink?
Care For A Drink?
Care For A Drink?
Care For A Drink?
Care For A Drink?
Care For A Drink?

Care for a drink?

8 months ago

This is my vibe, but all anybody sees is the unicorn and that’s okay

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