So basically I keep having dreams of this semi-popular fandom called 'Damelton and Olivia' and it's about this girl who sets out to sea to try and prove that "Oh yeah pirate-haunted mountains aren't real lol" and what I mean by that is that there's basically this set of multiple chalk-moutains in the sea called "White Souls" and it's called that bc there's tales of a siren-pirate who "haunts" the mountains (despite not being dead) so Olivia lands at these mountains and goes about shouting "Oi mate I'm on ur mountains come put a curse on me or smth" and nothing happens so she goes back on her boat and continues sailing out to sea(she's gonna try and find an island for the rest of her island to live on)
As she's about 20 minutes into her journey (After the White Souls stop) she realises that there are these noises. Her first thought is "Oh its probably the boat lol" but she soon comes to realise that it is indeed not the boat.
So she has a little wander and comes to realise the noises are coming from the cabin. (I'm gonna explain this next bit in lyric-form. Specifically the lyrics from Man in the Cabinet Chapter 9)
She looks at the cabin
She goes over to the cabin
She close to the cabin
Now she opening the cabin
Now stop ur scrolling bc what I'm about to say to yall is so damn twisted
Not only was there a pirate in her cabin (asleep)
But the pirate
Was the one that was "said" to be the one haunting White Souls
(OK now back to explaining in normal terms)
So Olivia's like "oh shit there really was a pirate haunting them mountains damn" so she goes over and attempts to wake him up (doesn't work) so she's like "ok ima let him sleep he'll realise what's happening eventually"
Pirate boi wakes up. He's like "uh what where am i" and Olivia's like "Yo I'm Olivia and idk how but u got on my boat while I was exploring White Souls who r u" so pirate boi says "Uh I'm Damelton uh that pirate dude that ur island says I haunt for some reason and also called Captain Mean for some reason idrk either"
Cue explaining and then boat gets attacked by sirens (in this world the sirens are like fish-things not the bird things) and after Olivia's like "Yo how r u basically immune to the sirens words or something"
So Damelton explains that firstly he ain't fully immune to sirens, their songs still affect him and secondly he is part siren (dad was some guy, mum was siren) and Olivia's like "oh ok that cool"
And then Damelton goes off telling Olivia his whole story (lived w/ his mum until he was 10 then went to land to live w/ his dad, at 20 he fell in love w/ this girl who was also called Olivia and did it and later on that year he and his dad was losing money bc his dad was out of the trade loop so he joined up w/ a group of pirates who were going out to get stuff 4 money so when they got to White Souls which were called The Chalk Mountains at the time they got attacked by sirens and Damelton's mum was among them and she really wanted her son back bc she missed him alot so she got all the other sirens to sing bc she knew he wasn't immune to them then the other sirens left after some time and Damelton tried to get back onto the ship and dry himself b4 anyone could see that he was part siren and like 2 people did see him and 4 the safety of the ship they just left him in the water) and Olivia's like "oh that's sad bro that sad uh ok"
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Ozzy, Milo and Night are part of this thingy called 'The Big 3's' (ik so original smh) and basically they all have separate titles based on their "true" form (idk either ima try explaining it)
OK so starting w/ the oldest.
(Ozzy)
Basically this wolf w/ 3 eyes and as it says in something that I'm yet to finish writing 'He always hunts you. He's always following. It only truly begins when you step into the woods.'
Yeah so um he's fast.
So basically the amount of time they've been around for is the amount of time it took for people to properly fear them.
Otherwise known as "The Hunter" or "The Swift One"
Ok this one should be ea-It's Milo.
Not actually a Serpent.
It actually a sort of 'noodle dragon' w/o wings
Really good at card games like Poker, GoFish, BlackJack, ect.
Basically looks like Malificent without the wings
Slender boi
Ok th-Its Night.
You might be saying "urm skunk why have u got seas that's the moons job-"
BASICALLY SINCE HE'S NIGHT AND ALL THE MOON IS IN THE NIGHT SO WHY NOT HAVE HIM FULL CONTROL OVER ALL THE NIGHT TIME THINGY MBOBS OK SHUT UP-
Noodle dragon but BIG
The most feared out of the three
Think Sea Serpent. But black and red and with 20 eyes. 10 on each side of the face. All red. And abt the size of the largest blue whale on record.
Dark×Host is canon
Author's name is Ozzy
Necromancer's name is Milo
I know Mark said that Host and the Author are canonically the same person but I like to perceive them as two alternate versions of another. Ozzy being from the Twin!AU and Host being from the Iplier Universe we know
Ok. I stand my ground. Author×Murdock
NIGHT×NECROMANCER MARK IS BACK‼️
Since Dark is w/ Hostie Toastie Im shipping Wilford w/ Bim bc why not they're both silly
God of Night is from the Demonhunter!AU
Milo and Dark are from the EldritchHorror!AU
Oh yeah btw everyone that is "magic" has a dragon form bc I said so
Everyone has a tail and some form of animalistic trait.
I'm about 94% sure I can quote 'Hat Trick' word for word
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
CHAT I FOUND OUT THAT NIGHT×HOST(NOIST) EXISTS AND THAT THERE'S A DEMONHUNTER!AU FOR THEM AND IM ACTUALLY TWEAKING I LOVE THEM SM NOW NEW FAV SHIP
(i am gonna try and find another match for Ezzy dw yall)
Edit: Nvm yall Night×Necromancer Mark is still here sorry Noist Shippers😓
{This is what boredom does to a person take notes peeps}
{ofc im starting with glitchy turtle alphebetical order people}
• Purrs
• Can control electronic/mobile devices
• Suprisngly warm bc of the amount of electricity being produced from him
• Oh he 𝒕𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 hisses
•F a n g s
• Demon tail because I said so
• The tail works similiar to a dog's/cat's (E.G: Wagging when happy, lashing when mad, ect)
• My boy will eat ANYTHING edible(except those muscle-shell things those suck ass)
• Can accidentally cause static shocks w̶h̶o̶s̶a̶y̶s̶i̶t̶s̶a̶n̶a̶c̶c̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶
• Has a sorta reddish gradient from the tips of his claws down to around half of his forearms
• Bring up any of his intrests. You'll never shut him up
• God help anyone who tries to hurt his friends or S/O.
• Make fun of his intrests. I dare you.
• Surprisingly loves cuddles? Because yes?
• Curls up like a cat bc yes.
• Actually loves turtles. Won't admit it but he loves them.
• t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶d̶i̶d̶n̶t̶b̶e̶g̶m̶a̶r̶v̶i̶n̶t̶o̶m̶a̶g̶i̶c̶a̶t̶u̶r̶t̶l̶e̶f̶o̶r̶h̶i̶s̶b̶i̶r̶t̶h̶d̶a̶y̶
• He 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 find any sugar you're hiding.
{Probs won't have as much as Anti but yk we'll see}
• Oh yeah defintely purrs too
• GENDERFLUID AND YOU CAN PRY THAT FROM MY COLD DEAD CLAWS
• Also has demon tail bc yes
• SHADOW/VOID MANIPULATION‼️
• Aura changes colour based on who's taking "control" of the body. Blue if it's Damien, Red if it's Celine(my wife fr trust🙏)
• Naturally cold bc well they're basically a 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 messed up corpse and will cuddle for warmth
• Bc he's naturally cold he absoloutley DESPISES Winter. Heat's turned all the way up, 50 layers of weighted blankets, you get the idea
• f a n g s
• Doesn't really get sick but there's still that icky feeling hanging around
• Two of almost every organ bc its two peeps in a body so yeah
• If the black cat was a person
• I like the idea of EldritchHorror!Dark and that how we see Dark in WKM, ADWM, AHWM, ect is the form he uses so that they don't scare us or anyone in the manor accidentally.
All for now {how 2 change text colour on mobile yall help}
There's someone in the window 🫣
(Call me Yapps!) TheUltimateYapper Cinematic Universe(Or the TUYCU). FT: Special interests, long yapp sessions, oc lore and AU stuff! ✨18✨
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