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BABES WAKE UP TODAY’S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY 🌈🐀

🎶NEIL IS BANGING OUT THE TUNES🎶

My (old) contribution to the beautiful day that is april 13th

Keep at it with the tunes.

Darkiplier Headcanons

{oh yeah we are so back}

I heavily HC that Celine was "in control" during ADWM and Damien was "In control" in AHWM

The guy's got an absolute shit immune system(they're literally a dead corpse what do you expect) but surprisingly rarely gets sick and whenever they do it's litaral hell for them

If the temperatures drop anywhere below 5°C expect the heating on MAX

Kinda a demon

Ik I said this already but I'm making it 1000000% clear that is a HC I will die on; the guy friggin purrs

Oh yeah Touch-starved

Also allergic to vulnerability and showing most forms of human emotion

Hey so yk that cane Damien had? Yeah they've still got it. They actually still use it as one of their legs got pretty fucked up during that fall.

Oh yeah back issues are completely out of order.

They

Hurt

Like

Hell

Can barely sleep bc of them.

Oh yeah and if you do manage to get this guy asleep. They will be out cold. You are not waking them up. They are out.

Constant dull migraines bc of the ringing

He might be short but boi is their temper shorter

I forgot if I mentioned this last HC Roll but claws :D

Once they're out cold you are not waking this guy up until at least 1pm

Any later than 13:30 then something's up

Oh yeah idk if I mentioned this but yk how I said they got double of almost every organ? Ye well I came up with a nice lil hc that the guy's got not one, not two, but THREE hearts(each one being the soul's that they're made up of)

Oh yeah double organs makes hunger a nightmare

As well as nausea

Bc that guy's body works entirely different instead of build up(Like our bodies) it just happens. Any minute. Any second. It just happens.

Bc they use teleportation and all that fella's not used to being in normal human transport bc 1: ur magic just teleport it's easier and 2: ur litarally designed to make ppl uncomfortable 100% expect some looks.

This guy physically and mentally cannot function w/out coffee.

Bc they're technically separate from Mark they can get drunk and it's actually something I've seen alot in some fanfics.

Shadow tentacles. Do what you want with this information.

🌸 From One Mother’s Heart – Please Read 🌸

My name is Saja. I’m a wife, a mother, and a woman who once believed her story would be simple. I thought my days would be filled with watching my daughter grow — from her first smile to her first steps — surrounded by the small joys of everyday life.

But life had other plans.

War has returned to our home. Again. And once again, we find ourselves living under skies that never seem to rest.

There was a moment — a fragile, breathless moment — when the bombs paused and the world seemed to remember us. It gave us hope. We thought maybe, just maybe, we could start to rebuild. But now, we are back in the dark — hiding, holding on, praying.

I’m writing this not as someone seeking pity, but as a mother who has no other choice but to speak.

Imagine holding your baby in the middle of the night, not because she cried, but because the world outside roared too loud for either of you to sleep. Imagine whispering bedtime stories not to lull her into dreams, but to keep the fear from settling into her tiny bones.

This is my life.

This is my daughter’s life.

And even now — especially now — I believe in softness. I believe in kindness. Because when everything else is taken from you, hope becomes the most valuable thing you have.

Why I’m Reaching Out Our home has been damaged. Our lives changed. But through it all, my daughter wakes up every morning with a smile. She reaches for me with trust, with love, with faith that I will keep her safe.

That’s why I keep going.

I’ve launched a campaign to ask for help — not because it’s easy, but because silence is no longer an option. I am asking for support not just for me, but for my baby, and for the quiet strength of so many mothers like me who are fighting, every single day, to hold their families together.

How You Can Help: 🤍 Help us restore parts of our home so we can live with dignity 🤍 Support women and mothers in Gaza with access to care and resources 🤍 Keep the light of hope alive for a generation born in the shadows of war

💛 If you can, please support our journey here:

Chuffed

I Am Saja – A Mother Holding On Through the Return of War

My name is Saja. I am a wife, a mother to a precious 8-month-old girl, and I am writing this in a moment that I wish I didn’t have to live t

If you can’t give, please consider sharing. Your voice might be the reason someone else hears ours.

From My Heart to Yours Maybe our lives are worlds apart. Maybe you’ve never lived through war. But if you’ve ever held a child and wished the world could be better for them — then you understand more than you know.

I don’t want my daughter to grow up thinking the world turned away.

Please, if you’ve read this far — thank you. Thank you for seeing us. Thank you for caring. We are still here. Still hoping. Still holding on to every kind act like it’s a lifeline.

With love and endless gratitude

is this a safe place to say I love her

Yk what I can see it

• Both traumatised af

• Grumpy ol' fellas

• Black and white colour scheme

• Not straight

Very late Intro Post :/

Sup peeps, tweets and every other beep I'm TheClownJesterHouse, formerly definitelyinsane13 and here is a very late introduction post :/

Yall can call me Yapps

Side blog(so far): @theforgotten-author

YOU CAN INTERACT‼️🗣🔥

CookieRunKingdom Fans(I'm on HollyBerry Server. I'm DarkSweetCoated)

Amygalda: The August Few/FENNAH fans

JT Music fans

Nerdcore fans in general ig

MLP fans

Epic: The Musical fans

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street fans(the one w/ jhonny Depp in ofc)

Electroswing fans (I love electroswing)

Furries/Therians(NON PROBLEMATIC)

Religious people(NOT TOXIC OR PUSHING RELIGION ONTO OTHERS)

LGBTQ people

Markiplier fans

Jacksepticeye fans

Random Encounters fans

The Stupendium fans

DID systems

Neurodivergent people

Anyone non-problematic rlly :>

Ig u can interact but idk yet

Harry Potter fans(DONT SUPPORT THE AUTHOR)

Pokèmon fans(NOT SEXUALISING ANY POKÈMON)

MHA fans

Proshippers(I understand it's a coping mechanism but it is not a good one I do hope yalls find a better mechanism soon. B4 yalls come at me 'oH urM i Had tHe sImilIar tRauMa aS *proshipper* aNd iM nOt a pRoshIppEr' everybody has a different trauma response ok and telling them to keys isn't making them any better)

DNI RN GO AWAY🗣🗣🗣😡😡😡😡😡😡🔥🔥🔥🔥

People who support 🍊

People who support Felon Musk

People who support J.K Rowling

Terfs

Proshippers(who do it for the sake of it)

Felonie Assultinez fans

Ppl who support any problematic artists/people

Ppl who sexualise pokèmon(Loppuny, the water evee i forgot their name, ect)

Ppl who sexualise things that rlly shouldn't be(Nuns, body parts, ect)

Problematic people

Religious ppl who push religion onto others

Just bad ppl in general

Ok we chill cool HERE COME THE TAGS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#YappsTalks = just talking ig

#YappsImportantInfo4U= 50/50 if its actually worth knowing

#YappsArtDumps= SEE MY GORGEOUS ARTWORK‼️

#YappsHeadcanons= VIEW MY BEAUTIFUL SILLY HCS‼️

#YappsReblogPosts= Um reblogs ig

TAGS IN THE WORKS⬇️

#Yappsbecomesachicken= I talk about stuff I'm scared of

#YappslovesCRK= Its in the tag name

#YappsTalksabttheirfavcharacterforhalfandhour= in the tag name

#YappsGameIdeas= I yap abt game ideas I wanna do

#ImportantInfo4YappsandU= Info I didn't know IS NOW YOURS‼️‼️

#YappsDigitalArt= DIGITAL ART POSTS‼️

#YappsTheories= Alr a tag but one I haven't used often sooooo

#YappsExplains= I explain stuff

Ok cool any edits to this post will be made under the emoji arrows.

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#Yappsdoesdemocracy= This will be the new tag in replacement of #YappsVotingPolls

Also Bioshock fans interact :D

#OneofYappsmanyconfessions = 🎶I CONFESS AND I HAVE NO REGRETS🎶

Also Dark Universe fans interact

#YappsAsks = I ask stuff FROM YOU MY FELLOW FELLAS

I HAVE A COMMUNITY :D

The JT Music Nation

Also Witcher fans interact :>

#OC-VISION: An event happening yearly on this account! It's Eurovision but not political and rigged! I MIGHT change it so that other ocs from different accs can join the vote!

guess who's into the sweeney todd musical

Hint: its me

New art drop

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

UPDATES FOR THE UNIVERSE‼️🗣🔥

(again...)

Ozzy, Milo and Night are part of this thingy called 'The Big 3's' (ik so original smh) and basically they all have separate titles based on their "true" form (idk either ima try explaining it)

OK so starting w/ the oldest.

The Hound of the Forest

(Ozzy)

Basically this wolf w/ 3 eyes and as it says in something that I'm yet to finish writing 'He always hunts you. He's always following. It only truly begins when you step into the woods.'

Yeah so um he's fast.

So basically the amount of time they've been around for is the amount of time it took for people to properly fear them.

Otherwise known as "The Hunter" or "The Swift One"

Ok next one

The Serpent of the Underworld

Ok this one should be ea-It's Milo.

Not actually a Serpent.

It actually a sort of 'noodle dragon' w/o wings

Really good at card games like Poker, GoFish, BlackJack, ect.

Basically looks like Malificent without the wings

Slender boi

Ok last one

The Serpent of the Skies and Seas

Ok th-Its Night.

You might be saying "urm skunk why have u got seas that's the moons job-"

BASICALLY SINCE HE'S NIGHT AND ALL THE MOON IS IN THE NIGHT SO WHY NOT HAVE HIM FULL CONTROL OVER ALL THE NIGHT TIME THINGY MBOBS OK SHUT UP-

Noodle dragon but BIG

The most feared out of the three

Think Sea Serpent. But black and red and with 20 eyes. 10 on each side of the face. All red. And abt the size of the largest blue whale on record.

uh yeah BACK TO OUR DAILY RESCHEDULED UPDATES COME BACK LATER-

GUESS WHO JUST GOT AWAKENED PURE VANILLA COOKIE OFF THE NETHER GATCHA⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

“You’re the only one I trust enough to see inside my soul.”

— William Chapman

I remember I had my Spotify playlist on shuffled and the first song was Ruthlessness from Epic the Musical and the next song was Now Hiring at Freddy's by JT Music and I don't think I've had more of a jumpscare by going from the most dramatic tunes to "HEY THERE PAL-" so quickly

Do you ever come across ur favourite cc's vids while you're casually scrolling on tt and you go absolutely f e r a l

No? Just me? Ok.

Idk if anyone else can remember this but I remember some time back on a BTS where JT said something about a JT Music Cinematic Universe and I was like "fricc ye" but I've looked LITARALLY everywhere and there is nOTHING-

Making a fandom is all I'm saying

Very late at night I'm running low on energy I'm tired as hecc but here's Markiplier/Jacksepticeye(happy bday dude) egos as things I have said

Host: I have decided that I no longer want to be here.

Murdock: I will consume your eyes like grapes

The Author: I'm going to eat the skin in between each of your fingers

Darkiplier: ShadowMilk if you can hear this PLEASE come home

God of Night: I'm slim shaky yes I'm real shaky

The Necromancer: Why can't we link arms and frolic down the pathway together :(

Wilford: Look at this hat, sexiest hat in the world

Actor: PLEASECOMEHOMEIMBEGGINGPLEASE

Google: You mention him and I'm gonna yap so hard you'd rather prefer being next to a rocket engine then me

Bing: Oi, "dude" is my thing >:<

Chase Brody: The Compressing Hallway of Doom😰

Antisepticeye: I don't get the fuss really, you can get away with anything if you don't get caught

JJ: My brain isn't braining

Henrik: Wanna know what "Birth Control Pills" in German is? Antibabypillen

Robbie: [...] please it's 6:55 my brain doesn't work at this time

Marvin: Wanna see some real magic? *leaves the room*

JBM: *redesigning MLP characters* Yeah I'm doing my homework :/

Bonuses!!!!

Celine(my wife fr): I don't care I'm not interested in Wizard Cookie >:<

Celci: *fixes one thing* I swear I do everything in this house

Mack: Totally understand definitely makes so much sense thank you so much for definitely and clearly understanding me *peak sarcasm*

Damien: I could treat him better smh😔

I am so sorry if I missed anybody I'll add those to the next part😔😔😔😔😔

he twelve now

I JUST FOUND OUT I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH MEWTOW IM SOBBING😭😭😭😭

Happy birthday to me and the sillies

Oc drop :D

This silly dude is The Concept of Abstraction(TCOA) and is one of the 5 Concepts of Reality(The others being Space, Time, Gravity and Reality itself). However due to their title being a bit too long and odd for society to take it right they're going under one main name "Christian" however he's insisted that whenever they're in battle that they should be called SkullCruncher because he said and I quote "Its really cool, defo will strike some fear into the minnows"

Anyways more information on them soon ye

Hey so I spent 10 minutes on this wonderful digital drawing on Ibis Paint X for our wonderful bby boi Darkiplier 💖

OKOKOKOKOKOKEVERYBODYITSHAPPENINGMOTIVATIONTOTALKABOUTMYSILLYOCSISHAPPENINGOHDEARGOD-*explodes*

I FOUND OUT HOW TO CHANGE THE COLOUR‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Anyways I would like to talk about my silly scrunkly oc Laurence.

Umm Laurence info btw

• ADHD

• Used to work full time as a Warden but only works part time now(if that's even possible)

• My boy came in with a 3-in-1 package for every possible whatever-sickness. Poor silly cant ride in cars,buses,boats,planes without nausea tagging along

• Used to have a wife(But she turned out to be an evil lil siren-fish-thing)

• Sorta has another partner called Ezra who he met on a bus and the only reason they interacted because Laurence's travel-sickness was acting up and Ezra was like "Yo u ok?"

• He has AppleJack's accent

• Silly pansexual boi

• Sucks at comforting people so if anything happens just expect a very awkward few pats on the back.

• Touch-starved little hamlet

• If the term "sensitive stomach" was a real human person it'd be him

• My boy cannot go on rollercoasters *wipes tear from eye*

• Flinching trauma

• Lucky for him, his momma is still alive(not for long though😊)

• Really hates raising his voice bc it messes up his vocals and he sounds like a dying ferret for the remainder of the day

• Heavy sleeper. Will go out like a light.

• Cant go backwards on a train

• Has this unicorn teddy(which is for some reason upright and the excact hight of a 4 year old child and is missing an eye) who he named 'Earl' and he has a very strong attachment to Earl.

• Cat person with fox energy

• Has orange-tinted glasses(cant see stuff without them) which take up most of his face.

• Deathly terrified of chickens. We still dont know why. He 𝑠ℎ𝑢𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠 at the mention of chickens

• Also scared of thunder, the dark and heights.

• If you're ever in car with him 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑓𝑒𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑝𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑡.

• Has had alchohol on four occassions and never touched it again.

• Low-key overworks himself

• Has this thing where everyday he just has a 1-3 hour nap and we have no idea why.

• Yes he can purr don't question it

• Loves any soft physical contact with his hair. Boi has the floof. Head/Hair strokes? Love it. Head scritchies? Love it.

• If you ever hug him please expect him to not let go. He's stuck to you now. Deal with it.

• Hand holding is a big yes. Loves it

• Did I mention the touch-starved thing?

Ok bye now

reblog for me to send really really weird and slightly ominous headcanons about you in your inbox

Only day you can reblog this

I cant believe its 2025 and I've just seen Septiplier fanfic and im actually gonna yeet myself from a roof

uhm expect darkipooper hcs soon

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I feel like running around in a large room and going absolute crazy all over will heal me in a way

There's someone in the window 🫣

Umm freestyle poetry ig

𝐴𝑛 𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑒

𝐼𝑙𝑙𝑢𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

𝑇ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠, 𝐷𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑡𝑠, 𝐼𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑠

𝐸𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑚𝑖𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑙𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑡

𝐸𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑎 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡

𝐸𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑛

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑢𝑛𝑔

𝑃𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑎𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒, 𝑑𝑟𝑦 𝑎𝑠 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ

𝐷𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑐𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡

𝐷𝑟𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑠 𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛

𝐴𝑛𝑥𝑖𝑒𝑡𝑦 𝑅𝑜𝑠𝑒

𝑇𝑜𝑟𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒𝑠

𝐸𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑

𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑒

𝐸𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑙𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑝 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑢𝑛𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑠𝑘𝑦

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑝𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑚𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑒

𝐷𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑡 𝑑𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑

𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑖𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒

𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑒𝑤

𝐻𝑜𝑝𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒