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Iplier Ego Manor HCSor whatnot idk what to call it

(Oh yeah btw Ive changed Necromancer Mark's name to Ezeikel and The Author's name to Ozzy. Also for the sake of making my life easier Im making a nickname for Ezeilkel which is Ez. So yeah)

📌 Dark and Wilford are the main peeps in charge of the manor.

📌 Every now and again there are meetings (similiar to what happened in Markiplier TV execpt everyone is there apart from Ez bc they can't be bothered to travel from to cave to manor to talk about useless stuff that rarely gets put up anyways) and these meetings mostly end in Dark loosing their mind with everyone.

📌 There is 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 constant background noise. The only pure quietness is if Dark's glitchy-aura stuff magically stops.

📌 Ofc they celebrate national holidays they ain't animals😒/j

📌 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 is in a relationship wether it's plantonic or romantic. The only one that isn't is Actor bc nobody wanna fw that bs

📌 Ez will drop by the manor every once in a while m̶o̶s̶t̶l̶y̶t̶o̶c̶h̶e̶c̶k̶o̶n̶g̶o̶d̶o̶f̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶w̶h̶o̶i̶s̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶

📌 Whenever Ez does manage to drop by it mostly ends in a whole lot of chaos. Why? You ever heard of the question "What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?" Yeah. That happens.

📌 Ozzy actually only cares for a few people *cough cough* Eric *cough cough* Host(surprisingly) *cough cough* Ez *cough cough* Dr.Iplier

📌 Ozzy is the only person in the manor that calls Dr.Iplier by his actual name(Edward)

📌 TRANSMASC HOST‼️‼️‼️

📌 Ez is one of the only (probably the only) person that calls Host by his actual name(Quill)

📌 Before he became Quill he was once Queenie

📌 Ez and Host actually have a really strong friendship

📌 NON-BINARY EZEIKEL‼️‼️‼️

📌 Ez actually dgaf abt what pronouns you use on him as long as ain't hurting anyone or offending anyone then he chill. Like you could call him haybale and he wouldn't gaf.

📌 GENDERFLUID DARKIPLIER‼️‼️‼️

📌 If anyone who ain't Dark catches themselves asleep in Wilford's room be prepared to wake up with drawings, stickers and sticky-notes all over your body.

📌 One of the egos (Night mainly) will drop by Ez's cave to see what's going on.

📌 So many wholesome interactions w/ the couples🥺

ALL FOR NOW BYE👋👋👋👋

I might just turn this into an Iplier Ego blog where I just post made up conversations I think the egos would have. Or maybe I'll do some ×reader fanfic. What do yall think I should do?

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*Anyone exists randomly*

Author: It's free real estate

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Hosty Toasty in both of my styles yippee

Chat I need Headcanons of the Iplier egos from yall I need to feed my obession somehow

Ofc u can send HCS of any Iplier ego but the egos that I love seeing HCS of are below⬇️(in numerical order from most to least ofc😒)

The Host/The Author

Darkiplier

God of Night

The Necromancer

Murdock

Drowned Man Mark

Yancy

Engineer Mark

Wilford Warfstache

Damien

Litarally any other egos

Also yall can send in Septic Egos HCS if u want. List from most to least below.

Anti

Robbie the Zombie

JJ

Marvin

Dr Schneeplestein

Chase

JackieboyMan

Yall can flood my inbox with whatever HCS u want as long as they aren't sexual or NSFW or stuff like that

FLOOD THE INBOX

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UPDATE/AFTERMATH

Stuff I didn't know:

Apparently Mertimer and Night are an item(Seriously I did already 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒂 ship them b4 didn't actually know they were a thing)

Host and Dr.Iplier are a thing(Who's surprised? Not me.)

Bim's got feelings for me(Weird bc I thought he had a thing with Matthias. Must be dreaming)

The milisecond I get called up to demonstrate something all my confidence ✨vanishes✨ and Im about as confident as a newborn sugar-glider

Mer and Night can dance. Surprisingly well.

Google can sing. Seriously.

Things happening now

2/3 of the ppl that came here are now drunk as heck.

3 people have thrown up so far and I have an awful feeling I'm about to make it 4.

I have discovered that I infact enjoy pigs-in-a-blanket.

I may or may not have eaten 𝒘𝒂𝒂𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚 too much and now my stomach feels like it's about to pop.

*Edit: 4 people have thrown up and I awfully feel like Im gonna make it 5

-🔪✨

Update

Plans for tonight

Couple-dance-shows or whatever

✨S i n g✨

Obviously alot of bonding time and a 𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 lot of drinking (seriously. A hecking lot. Im somehiw managing to tyoe this without a single tyoo even though im drunk holy balls)

Anyways, let u know what'll hapoen after. Or anu updates.

Bye ig

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UPDATE

So uh Dark found out abt Anti and let's just say he's not that happy rn.

Everyone is here rn so yeah

We're just finsihing up the food and stuff and yeah, we'll let u know how it goes :3

-🌙

(Note by Yapps: Sometimes I'll use emojis for signing off as an ego so yeah hope yall payin attention 🤪)

Yall we need some help.

So it's Christmas right? Wee celebration about presents n coming together ya?

Aye so the Ipliers and Septics are coming together(for once) and they're bringing the wee glitch himself, Anti(The Septics have said that they'll make sure Anti doesn't cause any problems which I highly doubt and that's just saying something)

And as yall know at this point. Dark and Anti haven't the best of relationships.

This where the problem is. We've litarally JUST convinced Dark to join us. Do they know about Anti tagging along? No. Why? We forgot to tell him. Why? Too busy throwing the good stuff to try n convince them to join and not once did we mention Anti because if we did it the convincing would be cut alot shorter.

So uh yeah. Big problem.

Whole celebration starts in like, 3 hours so we need that time to think of what to do.

If we can't find a way. We'll just wait and see what happens.

Either me, Host(also technically me but yk, differences exist) or someone else will keep yall updated.

See yall for now :D

-Author

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Well I can't believe it's Christmas!

There's only one thing I have to say about that!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Tumblr!

🎄🎁🎅🤶

ts b cahriatmas eVee pELPle 🤭

-🔪✨

(Context: Since its Christmas Eve and all the egos have decided to have a lil party. This post was made by Murdock who is currently...uuuhh.a bit tipsy lets say. This note was bought to you by Yapps, TheUltimateYapper)

Lil Squishums(Left) and Onel(Right) are now officially married bc I said so

- DDM🐟

IPLIER EGO BLOG STUFF AND CRAP ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

B͟a͟s͟i͟c͟ r͟u͟l͟e͟s͟ and stuff

U can ask questions to any of the following egos on the list below.

Not necessairally(i cant spell) a RP Blog but yk who cares

We will not tolerate NSFW, P3d0phillia, Erotic RPS, ect

We 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 do OC requests idk

EGO LIST 😃

(these are the egos u can ask questions to+ a few bonuses)

Darkiplier

Wilford

The Host/The Author

Murdock

Drowned Man Mark

Engineer Mark

Any of the Jims

The Necromancer(who will be known as Milo for time being)

God of Night(Who'll be known as Nicole)

Yancy

Heist!Mark

Date!Mark

Dr.Iplier(Edward)

✨BONUS✨

Celine(my wife fr trust🙏)

Mack(Space!Matpat)

Any of the Septic egos

Actor Mark(stupid prick😒)

ANYWAYS ENJOY DA BLOG IG

(also random updates from the egos+my Hcs on them which u will have to tear away physically from my One-Note page)

(Oh yeah btw basically everyone has wings(feathered ofc) except Murdock who's this lil bat dude)

(Oh yeah btw I HEAVILY ship Murdock×Drowned Man Mark which I like to call DrownedDock so u can questions on their relationship)

(Oh yeah btw Drowned has lil face fins and aquatic creature tail bc of the whole 'water' situation in the series)

(Oh yeah btw u can ask abt DarkStache (Dark×Wilford) if u want)

(Oh yeah btw I will try to respond in character and I might not get around to everyone)

Oh yeah btw I'll shut up for now [])

Silly Headcanons for The Host bc I love hin and he's a silly bean

AuDHD Will either be the chillest or most delusional person you've met Mostly found in the library or in his office

Can talk in first person but prefers third person

The "delusional" part of him is The Author taking over for a hot minute

The more negative he's feeling, the more blood running down his face

I can't decide on what he is so let's just say "Definetly not straight"

Reads in braille(idk how to spell it but it's like the bumps that 'spell' words for blind ppl)

How does he 'see'? Yeah we still don't know yet.

(I might just turn this into an -Iplier ego blog idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

rb to have a super gay 2023

this blog hates donald trump

Reblog if you're a writer who re-reads their own work for funsies.

IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE FOLKS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

This is silly deady magic man in my style yippe