I love slow burn but sometimes I just want to literally jump into my phone screen to fight EXTREMELY, ABSURDLY, OUTRAGEOUSLY, oblivious characters that wouldn’t get the hint even if it was thrown at their faces in the form of a rock. :)
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
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will get “doot doot” in their ask box
this user is learning ASL
what if i put my foot through your ribcage
Do it >:3 I condone this behavior (directed at me, not anyone else)
Tws: None
-Anti is literally such an attention whore. He will do ANYTHING for attention, and if he doesnt get it, he acts out sort of like a toddler would
-Anti refuses to tell his S/O that he WANTS physical affection and will instead make up stupid reasons to why they should cuddle/hug, so instead of asking to cuddle or hug he will be like "I will die right now of a heart attack if I do not get a hug, I can feel it in my non-existent soul"
-Loves to make mischief, will constantly prank you like always, he wants to create as much havoc as he possibly can
-Will give you random trinkets he finds, whether it be he bought it, he stole it, or just found it on the ground, sometimes you'll wake up with the most random things on your nightstand. Like a bolt, or a screw, or a bracelet, or a tin foil ball, its so random
-Doesn't sleep but will pretend to sleep just so he can have you in his arms, he will stay still for hours holding you as you sleep, just so he can admire you. Not that he would EVER admit that, no, he has far too much pride.
I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
big ole comic about adult ADHD diagnosis + big feelings + making sure childhood me is okay
This user is a certified dumbass
no bc this is something I would do
Toby: Why doesn’t Y/n find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Jeff: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Toby: [bites lip]
Jeff:
Jeff: Have you considered biting your bottom lip…?