★ Closest To Age To Quetzalcoatl (I Haven’t Decided Which Is Older Yet Lol)

Reblog so more people see this

The image didn't come through on the submission, only the text 😭

Noooo!

Here they are tho

the text is a little hard to read so…

transcription:

“Why couldent I be a frog?*I hate my neck*”

“MY PRONOUNS ARE

“

*stifles laugh*

and

“I am a menace. I respect that”

Having no experience with Chinese mythology makes this incomprehensible but I love it dearly

Ao guang:*in the throne room in silence*

Ao bing:*by his side and breaks the silence* man I'm so hungry I can eat Nanahuatzin

Ao Guang: how do you know that name

Ao bing: *got it from Sun Wukong but is not saying shit* I uh I uh started reading more books

Ao guang:....I need to be alone ao bing go to the garden or something

Ao bing:*already running off*

Ao guang for the rest of the day:

Earth Lord? Earth Lady? Who cares

Lowkey my friends when I talk about Aztec mythology 😔💔

thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

:3

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

So I made something

So I may have absolutely adored the Goldilocks Cipher AU

@ckret2 :3

My man is a stagnant water

A mud-your-linen, cacklin' bogland

Waded in his iris to my knees

I bathed in his mouth overnight

We drank moonbeams from oily skies

Come dawn, he begged me, "Please, love, never leave"

I cried listening to this.

I can’t stop imagining the Centzon Huitznahua singing this to annoy Coyolxauhqui

Honestly she also just rocketed my brain as well

Damn Nanahuatzin was so savage with Tecc in that comic post. Except

That's not Nanahuatzin anymore :3c