Tecciztecatl Approved Post

Maybe scraped maybe Wip I’m not sure

Wow now I’m scared of my upcoming Alaska trip

One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

HIIII. Maybe yeah

it would be silly if there was like.. a goth horror restaurant and all the dishes and drinks were named after characters like frankensteins spareribs or jonathans paprika hendl or montresors and fortunatos amontillado. or something.

i highly advise against eating anything that has 'renfield' in its name, though

Tecciztecatl my beloved since he’s my favorite I’m gonna torture him

Also his hair because it was so fun to draw and then got completely covered by his headdress

HOKY SHIT I ACTUALLY FINISHED A PROJECT also my effort on each drawing was directly proportional to how much igaf

Anyways I’m not sure if this counts as angst but LOOK PAPA TLALOC

PFFF TYANK YOU

Do you want us to stab dictators like what

levitating disaster. Interesting

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

Honestly based

If every time my sister asked me to draw my favorite male character pregnant I got a penny I would have two pennies which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Always. Absolutely always

Share. Please. In honor or this nameless hero whom because of this letter he or she sent me, could save a life tonight. 

again, my box is always open.

Aztec mythology headcanons three!

(It’s mainly on Coyol and Tecciztecatl because I’ve been thinking about them)

• Huitzilopochtli has a mega sweet tooth and will drink straight syrup

• he’s done it before and will do it again

• Coyolxauhqui was originally quite annoyed with Tecciztecatl’s presence but eventually accepted him as a sibling figure

• I imagine its quite hard to talk to the stars when they’re so far away

• a home four hundred strong to just you must be a very hard transition

• Tecciztecatl and his goofy ass might’ve made it easier

• Coyolxauhqui would definitely force him help him train

• if we’re going with the version that Tecciztecatl turns into the goddess Metzli

• then Coyolxauhqui would probably be happy to have a sister for once

• I feel like she also has some weaving skills due to caring for four hundred brothers so she would teach Metzli how to make her own clothes

• She (M) would love this

• honestly either Tecciztecatl or Metzli would just love having a supportive figure right after becoming the moon

• I don’t think Tlaloc is a bad parent overall but being either A. Treated as a disappointment or B. Thrown into the fire by Tlaloc messed Tecciztecatl up a bit

Last list here