Tezcatlipoca: Hey Tlaloc, Xochiquetzal Is My Comfort Character So I Need You To Divorce Her So I Can

Tezcatlipoca: Hey Tlaloc, Xochiquetzal is my comfort character so I need you to divorce her so I can marry her.

Tlaloc: What, no.

Xochiquetzal: I'm his comfort character, you have to. Also we're unleashing a social media mob on you.

*Tlaloc wakes up in a cold sweat in Tlalocan*

Tlaloc: Right, it was just a dream. I'm going to go cause a drought to cope.

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3 weeks ago

STEEL CHAIR! STEEL CHAIR!

Was drawing and thinking about how Nephthys would fit in the dynamic between Coyolxauhqui and Set since she is Seth's wife in Egyptian mythology.

I fear I sent myself into a pit of despair. Nephthys, from what I've seen, been depicted by others, is always as someone whose mirror to Seth. Like someone who can balance him out. I think she would serve a similar function with Coyolxauhqui, but she would allow the space for her to be vulnerable. Allow a sense of sisterhood without the feeling of having to be a role model or be judged for your actions. She would be an equal for Coyolxauhqui.

I think Nephthys would allow Coyolxauhqui to process her grief and frustration when it comes to her relationship with Coatlicue. I think she would also be key for Coyolxauhqui and Huitzilopochtli reconciliation. Someone who allows Coyolxauhqui to be angry and frustrated and defends her to Huitzilopochtli. (In the sense of Huitzilopochtli making off comments when he rarely does talk about her sister). But I think she also allows the support for Coyolxauhqui to rebuild that relationship instead of just being like fuck Huitzilopochtli (that is more Seth's vibe).

In conclusion, I think Nephthys is a good thing for Coyolxauhqui and is her number supporter!! If there's no Coyolxauhqui fans, then nephthys dead! She for sure gave Chang'e the shovel talk. She also would just toss hands on sight for anyone who continues to shit talk Coyolxauhqui. Like she would try other methods but if all else fails it's like WOAH IS THAT NEPHTHYS WITH A STEEL CHAIR


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3 weeks ago

I have no context for this but at the same time it completely makes sense

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1 month ago

Every time I see your art I start squeaking (this is good)

Finally I Can Introduce You To Wajari! 🪇
Finally I Can Introduce You To Wajari! 🪇
Finally I Can Introduce You To Wajari! 🪇

Finally I can introduce you to Wajari! 🪇

Warime is an impressive celebration of Wotuha (Piaroa) people, and I've wanted to draw a character inspired by it. Maybe it's too bold of me to use the same name as their god, to be honest 😅

But... Would he be the clever shapeshifter god creator? Or just a healer as he always says? Who knows 👀


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2 months ago

Tezcatlipoca my androgynous bisexual polyamorous icon

"Although Sahagún never witnessed the Toxcatl rite, he described it at length in his encyclopedic Florentine Codex, in which he included his Aztec informants’ vivid description of the ideal victim’s physical appearance...I will argue not only that the young Aztec impersonator was chosen for his androgynous appearance but also that, during the events leading up to the moment of his death, his gender—but not his sex—was symbolically feminized to the point where he transcended the male-female binary altogether. The impersonator’s increasingly ambiguous gender, in other words, served as a visual sign of his association with, and ultimate transformation into, the god himself

D-does this mean Tezcatlipoca nonbinary??????


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1 month ago

They’re also both aroace imo

It’s just vibes for Huitzilopochtli

If I had a nickel for every war deity, born as an full adult with armor, patrons of the most important cities, who have a bird as a sacred animal and have siblings who are constantly humiliated by them.

I'd two nickels, wich isn't a lot but it's weird that it happend twice

If I Had A Nickel For Every War Deity, Born As An Full Adult With Armor, Patrons Of The Most Important
If I Had A Nickel For Every War Deity, Born As An Full Adult With Armor, Patrons Of The Most Important

These two are besties now


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1 month ago

No Okays for you >:)

i feel so bad whenever im playing rythm heaven fever and the tap troupe pulls up in a remix but doesnt enthusiastically shout OKAAYYYY when i get something right like sorry..........

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