So I Found Out The Lobster Was One Of Tezcatlipoca’s Animals

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In his defense Quetzalcoatl also started it /silly

ALSO, THE FACT THAT TEZCATLIPOCA WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED ALL THIS BUT STILL HAS A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS LOVER. CRAZY

Don't ask him about his relationship with his brothers and some of the mexica gods. It's metal chairs on sight. That man is getting jumped!

Warning for nonsexual top nudity!

So I was originally gonna draw big naturals Tecciztecatl as a joke but I just ended drawing fem Metztli minus her rabbit scar because I was lazy

Plus all the refs I used because my canvas is always cluttered

I have no context for this but at the same time it completely makes sense

A couple things

• His name is Tlaloc, the Tlaloque are his helpers

• He’s not satanic due to the fact that Satan was not part of their religion

• The argument that something that is the same because they look similar is false without added evidence. I could say that a lion and a horse are the same because they’re both four legged mammals but they’re very clearly different. Just because they’re both stepped and triangular doesn’t mean they’re the same thing

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COINCIDENCE? Newly acquired Planned Parenthood building looks like Aztec child sacrifice pyramid for the “blood-thirsty” Satanic deity Tlaloque

https://antichrist.news/2023-08-06-planned-parenthood-building-looks-exactly-like-aztec-child-sacrifice-pyramid-for-the-blood-thirsty-satanic-deity-tlaloque.html

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I KEEP ON MAKING THINGS AS JOKES ANd ACCIDENTALLY GUESSING THINGS RIGHT THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME

I HAVE THE GIFT OF ACCIDENTAL PROPHECY

I put way too much effort into an Aztec mythology meets snapcube sonic dub shitpost

I blame this post for inspiration

NOOO HES ADORABLE

He’s adorable 😍💙 Tlaloc dios de la lluvia ⛈

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You are so right. I would work on some of these (with permission obviously) if I wasn’t so burnt out with writing 😭

Some of my aztec fanfic ideas cuz I have a essay due soon so I need these ideas out of my head NOW:

1. Tezcatlipoca down fall as the the first sun, mixed with Quetzalcoatl angst and scheming (xipe totec is watching from the side disappointed)

2. Quetzalcoatltal down fall as the second sun, mixed with tezcatlipoca angst and scheming ( xipe totec is watching from the side disappointed)

3. Tonatiuh and Tecciztecatl coming back down to earth, Tecciztecatl reconnects with his mother and siblings, but has a panic attack when he sees his dad because he internalized what he said at his sacrifice fire thing and can't get over it. Yes, he runs away like a coward

4. Xipe totec finally snaps and just fucking losses it on his brother for their bullshit, then gets angry and depressed at himself for getting in a fight with them, runs away, meet Xochipilli and he calms him down starting their beautiful weird platonic romantic non sexual relationship. (I have many thoughts on them)

5. Xipe totec evading becoming the sun like he's dodging the draft

6. Tezcatlipoca turning into a woman and being gay

7. Tezcatlipoca being gay with one of his impersonator/sacrifices (yes he switches from being a man to a woman and back again)

8. Tonatiuh, Tecciztecatl, and the transgender fire (non-binary and trans-fem respectfully)

I’m literally crying rn why does he kinda look like one of those one toothed anime edits