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shot through the heart and you're to blame

darling, you give love a bad name

They are both so normal. Definitely nothing wrong with them or anything <33

i don't want to come off as even more extreme but I think a bird could be a mammal

I don’t want to seem too extreme but I think a toad. Could be a bug

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

adding to this cause I don't think you guys understand how feral I am about this series I am holding these characters in my teeth and shaking. Anyways.

Both are possibly the biggest bitches ever. You just know Shen Yuan's comments were lethal, my guy was probably the highlight of the novel, remember Shang Qinghua remembered him like 40+ years later, and I do imagine that Shen Qingqiu, the peak lord of the pro smartass club and former street rat knew how to pack a mean insult.

They both had the choice to leave something they hated (Shen Yuan actively chose to read pidw despite how much of a failure it was, down with the ship kinda behaviour and you know who else chooses to stick with something despite how much it's (he's) failing him eh eh eh)

both of them would rather die than talk about their feelings like normal people

Shen Yuan and Shen Qingqiu both get violent urges Shen Qingqiu just gets them more. Shen Yuan has managed to focus it on Shang Qinghua.

I think if Shen Yuan was put into the same position as Shen Jiu (no reincarnation bs) he would turn out similar if not the same

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I think if Shen Yuan was put into the same position as Shen Jiu (no reincarnation bs) he would turn out similar if not the same

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I think it's really funny but also really frustrating how liu mingyan (a really great but also unfortunately really minor character) has a named sword over shang qinghua (a fairly major character with FOUR extras all to himself) .... maybe i am just too obsessed with weaponry but idk it's kinda sad 🙁🙁🙁🙁 like even if he doesn't use it he should still have one because if we go off mdzs logic it's rude not to bring a sword to conferences and gatherings and shit ..... like i know he's the mousy little boy archetype but Stilllllll😭😭😭😭 hes a Peak Lord and i'm sure if the scholarly peak have to learn how to fight then so does logistics...

Anyway forgive me for using genshin as an example but i feel like his sword would kind of look like a mix between the silver sword (unsheathed) and bichen from the mdzs donghua (sheathed)...? i think it would have a gem on the tip wheee rhe black part of the silver sword is and also a white line going through the middle though.... i also think the handle detail would be like suihua but have patterns like bichen.... the bottom of suihuas handle is definegly how i imagine it though and his tassel and sheath would be white-yellow gradient with some yellow embroidered square connected to it as a homage to his psyduck keychain from the modern day. i think his sheath would also have some sort of design going down it?

i think before he met mobei jun it was really disgustingly dusty but after he met him mobei started judging him for his disgusting ass sword... one of them gave him a scary look so he reconciled that pretty fast afterwards LOLLLL and then when he shows yuan he's probably like Man it's so clean and qinghuas like don't fucking start and yuans like No i'm fr you fucking idiot and qinghuas like Oh wow thanks man and then starts traumadumping about the evil look mobei gave him LOLLLLLL

IDK it's not that serious but TO ME IT ISSSSSS😞😞😞😞

not only is your art amazing I want more of this au now too, you've put me in a chokehold, how dare

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