When I Was “I Want Him” About A Male Character Im Not Saying I Wanna Fuck Him. I Want Him Like A

When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

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YOURE SO REAL FOR THIS truly the girl representation ever I want him like little tiny dolls I can put bows on I want him like I want to stare at the characters I made when I was a little girl playing dress up games I want him like I want a buquet of plastic flowers on my bedside table

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10 months ago

at some point in house md, wilsons ex-wife tells house "you knew he had a wife waiting at home. you didn't care" blaming him for their divorce. which isn't even in the top 10 reasons why house and wilson are gay for each other.

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theeternalfool

1 year ago

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

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1 year ago

Y’all weren’t kidding about this homo cannibal show. I’ve seen gay porn tamer than the eye fucking between these two.

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1 year ago

Posting Hannibal related memes until they save Hannibal, day 1035.

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8 months ago

I know for a fact the Evbo costumes this Halloween are going to be fire dude

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theeternalfool

7 months ago

ong with every new batman movie i watch i hate that bitch a little more. Like this man has an extensive history of doing horrible shit to his kids and not even saying sorry!!!

like ONE ‘I’m proud of you’ is not gonna fix all the previous shit you’ve said and done. And not only that but HE FUCJED BARBARA?????!!!?!?! Oh my god that is wrong on EVERY SINGLE LEVEL,, I do not care how much the writers squash his age down that man is too old for her! without even mentioning the insane power imbalance.

The worst part is he fr never learns, because every other character grows and becomes better EXCEPT HIM!!!! when i catch the screenwriters for the animated batman movies…

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theeternalfool

8 months ago

Some Batfamily Doodles I Did In Class :)

Some batfamily doodles I did in class :)

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theeternalfool

8 months ago

here, in matrix civilization, no one chooses to go for the red pill. It’s much safer to go for the blue pill..

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parkour civilization the matrix this is what it was about right? close enough welcome back matrix evbo did so many neo jumps he turned into neo fr

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theeternalfool

1 month ago

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

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