If You Are Taking The Car To Chicago, Can You Even Call Yourself A Feminist. There Are Women On That

If you are taking the car to Chicago, can you even call yourself a feminist. There are Women on that train who want to have gay sex with you but can't because you are taking a fucking car to Chicago

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1 year ago

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

1 year ago

My current password for my Secondary Discord account is 20 characters long, case-sensitive, and uses numbers in certain places as a letter substitute, plus is a variety of the base password (so even if you guess the email, you can't get into discord).

My phone passcode is a little "connect the dots" thing that android devices allow that is very unusual, but I use index fingerprints for ease of access. I will know change it to pinky fingers. No-one expects the pinkies.

“ The odds of guessing a four-digit passcode are 1 in 10,000, and tools have been used to crack iPhone codes in the past. Apple says the chances of someone having a similar enough fingerprint to unlock a person’s phone is 1 in 50,000, and a similar enough random face tricking Face ID is 1 in 1,000,000 “

that’s a really funny way of framing it, to make it look like passcodes are weak. you know what’s twice as good as the odds given for fingerprints? a 5 digit passcode! what’s equal to the odds given for Face ID? a 6 digit passcode! every time you add a digit, you multply those odds by 10.

and that’s assuming simple numeric passcodes. the odds of guessing a 4 digit, case-sensitive, alphanumeric passcode would be a 1 in 14.7 million. 5 digits is over 1 in 916 million, 6 digit is 1 in 56.8 billion. if you throw in 32 common symbols, we get 1 in 78 million, 1 in 7.3 billion, and 1 in 689 billion. those numbers climb pretty quickly the more digits you add.

i know these aren’t the only issues with passcodes (like 24% of americans using a variation of just 8 common passcodes), but if you’re trying to push people to biometrics i guess you wouldn’t really care for that nuance anyway


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1 year ago

Piss

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The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

1 year ago

if this gets 1000 notes by March I'll uh. get a therapist. and y'all aren't allowed to reblog more than three times, I know what my friends would do

edit: to 1000 because my friends will try to get to 100 in the comments

2 years ago

SPOILER ALERT

So I started watching this Netflix show Q-Force, and it's really good. It's a bunch of gay spy agents going on missions, except one of them is just a normal straight 'toxic masculinity' guy who !spoilers! is secretly a sensitive guy with emotions !spoilers over!

Mary is gay, Deb is a lesbian married to a woman called Pam, and I think probably trans(?). Twink is, well, a Twink, and Stat is probably a Demisexual Lesbian.

Highly recommend!


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1 year ago

Precioussssssss omg I love this so much

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1 year ago

It's very funny to me that the stereotypical gelatinous cube is bright fucking green when the monster itself is almost perfectly transparent. Like its gimmick is that it's a monster that imitates an empty 10x10 hallway. How many people have fallen victim to gelatinous cubes because they "know" that the ooze is bright green and so don't bother to check the suspiciously clean corridor in front of them.


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1 year ago

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

5 months ago

A guide to your favourite sofa sitting position ft a totally normal friend group

A Guide To Your Favourite Sofa Sitting Position Ft A Totally Normal Friend Group
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Hey, it's Me!

I identify as a sentient multicellular organism that believes that the 23rd chromosome shouldn't define all aspects of my or anyone else's life.

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