I want Michael the Distortion to meet Page Gerry. I want them to talk. I want Michael to gently touch his face and say, "What did she do to you?" And Gerry to stroke Michael's hand and say, "No worse than she did to you."
TOO MUCH VANILLA EXTRACT
i’ve been craving that vanilla flavoured Rice Krispies cereal but i haven’t seen it sold anywhere in ages. does anyone else know/ remember those or am I going crazy
oh someone at the guardian has lost the will to live
Tumblr really stumbled into a beautiful feature with the whole "tags are separated from the main post" (as they should be, they're metadata) + "tags can be as long as entire tweets" thing. They make a really nice form of textual subvocalization/whisper mode/aside/whatever (they're flexible!).
I keep finding myself wanting to make such asides on other sites and find myself subtly irritated that I can't. I wanna elaborate in a way that is diminished compared to the main post!
Oh my lord this is so beautiful I love my pathetic little eyeball man
All I could think while drawing this is how impractical it would be if jon cried.
Low effort Jon Sims cosplay
You could try standing outside and screaming very loudly
how the fuck do i sell things do i really have to use facebook marketplace
I'm thinking about Jon and Martin in the safehouse after the Change
I'm thinking of them laying in bed together, comforting one another, distracting themselves from what waits outside.
I'm thinking about how Martin would begin to gently stroke Jon's head. Slowly, subtly, he would begin to run his fingers through the length of Jon's hair. Eventually, Jon would notice the light tugging of Martin teasing apart the knots, and he would murmur, "What are you doing?"
and Martin would sadly whisper, "You haven't been brushing it..."
will referring to himself as uwu baby smol bean unproblematic scrungly scrimblo opened my third eye
i find it really funny how when jon kills people he like channels the power of an entity of fear and smites them, but when elias kills people he just like. shoots them with a gun or beats them with a metal pipe.
I just uttered the phrase “archivussy” and I think I should be put down
Rain, they/themEveryone I know irl is sick of hearing about my hyperfixations so I came here instead
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