This A Moonmelon, Scientifically Knows As Asidus. This Fruit Grows In Some Parts Of Japan, And Is Known

My minds telling me no, but my body, my body’s telling yeeees

in the song best song ever by 1D they’re not playing the song that is the best song ever, they’re just dancing all night to it. and in the monster mash, we know that the monster mash itself is the DANCE not the song they’re dancing to. and famously, in tenacious d’s song, tribute, they were not playing the greatest song ever, but rather just a tribute to it. so what I posit is this: all three of these songs are referencing the same song, the one all encompassing greatest song of all time that compels man and monster and demon alike to dance. but what song it is, we may never know…….

If we enlarged our fingerprints and turned them into records they would probably play music.

POV: rick astley gave you up

Golden

This motherfucker sat on this account for two fucking years waiting to make this joke and all I can think about is how long they must have agonized thinking of the best way to deliver the punchline that they would only have one shot in their life at doing.

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eh, I feel like it’s the intention that counts though

and just seeing the first part is insufferable for some people