I Hate The Vast Majority Of My Stuff Being Stuck On The Other Side Of The Country And Having No Idea

Got some pillsbury cinnamon "rolls" from the food bank and uh... they're just biscuits with cinnamon on top and a swirl shaped stamp. What the fuck. They aren't even ROLLS. DON'T CALL THEM ROLLS. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROLLS?

I loved unrolling them and eating them like a froot-by-the-foot as a kid

This is gonna put me on my joker arc

I had a dream last night where I was on an alien planet where everybody was fucking all the time. I was talking to this one alien lady and she bid me farewell with "get fucked, and I mean that sincerely!" with a cheerful little wave and I think my dream is very funny for that

Tumblr be like "No matter how you censor this nude artwork with no sexual activity, we will keep slapping the mature content label on it. Anyway here's an ad with a furry with cum in her mouth and a woman showering in the smallest bikini possible and a tied-up anime girl with her boobs out, nipples and all. If you give us money we'll stop spamming you with screen-sized videos of women showering every three posts. Oh hey we put a mature content label on the dinosaur, you're welcome! Keep tumblr Pure and Wholesome!"

Okay no tumblr can't die, things are on fire and I need this place. Getting to post to my little blog makes me actually want to do things, like draw and share my photos.

Twitter clones are scary and I can't make pretty aesthetic blogs there and it feels too... public. I like my little corner where I can be a weirdo and like 10 people see it on a good day. The dashboard is so nice and I love how reblogs and tags work and I can like, say what I want and tag what I want without breaking some weird arbitrary social rule. The tumblr "clones" don't work the same. There's so much lovely stuff on here.

Where else can I scroll through someone's color-coordinated blog that gradually shifts its gradient over time, hm? Where else can I read paragraphs of someone's Spirk headcanons right next to a vintage drawing of pheasants and a collection of stamp blinkies? WHERE HUH

The first pic looks like he's gonna ask me if I want the red pill or the blue pill

crying why are there so many dumbass images of zachary quinto as spock he is always doing something silly.

Drewey a Bluey OC! This is Breezi, a borzoi 💙 He can often be found at the park, collecting cool sticks and picking burrs out of his fur.

Some fauna I've come across in No Man's Sky, one of my favorite games for taking screenshots 💙

WH-WHA THEY SMOKED EM IN THE CAR AND LEFT THE BUTTS

Someone broke into the car last night, stole the cbd cigs. Motherfucker those are 15 bucks and won't give you your nicotine hit give them BACK

Rat and Birb say hello :>

You have to press surprisingly hard to make the crayon take to the construction paper, which is to say this crayon died so Rat and Birb may live

*slamming my head into a wall* I don't need them I don't need them I can't afford to need them