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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

Tell me you're a psychonaut fan without saying you're a psychonaut fan.

I'm telling ya doc! When ever I hear hard going circus music and meat at the same time I get a panic attack!

You know the fanfiction is good when you start giggling hysterically, hissing, or throw your device of choice across the room.

“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”

Raz gaming for the first time with either playing Bendy or Legend of Zelda. I think that he'd enjoy some of the more horror based LoZ games like Majora's Mask or Twilight Princess, considering his love of Zombies. If he's playing Bendy he gets REALLY attached to the first Boris and because Tom's Boris is mean he gets sassy with Tom.

"Soooo.... it's like, a fantasy game?" Raz said looking at the TV as Adam handed him the controller. "Oh its WAY more than just some 'fantasy game', buddy!" Adam replied as he inserted the cartridge into the console. "Trust me, by the end of the day, you'll be a Zelda fanatic!" Raz looked at the controller, unsure, but nodded. "Alright then? I've always been more of a sci-fi, science fiction kind of guy but-" Adam pointed to the loading screen. "Just play the game mate."

"Hey! This is actually really fun!" Raz said happily as he solved another puzzle in the Deku Tree. Adam ruffled his hair. "See? I told you, you'd like it!" Adam said. Raz hummed as he moved the joystick around, the character running around awkwardly on the screen. "Pfft. That's because this one's easy." Lizzie said, suddenly appearing behind the boys. Adam jumped a bit. "If you want to have some real fun, try this one out."

She held up a cartridge. Adam rubbed the back of his neck nervously. "I dunno, that one might be a little scary. The mask transformations still freak me out." Lizzie scoffed. "C'mon, I'm sure 'ol Razzle-dazzle over here has seen way worse." She held up the cartridge again and looked at Raz. "Whadya say buddy? Wanna play the real best Zelda game?" She looked at Adam smugly. He sighed. "I will not fight with you on this again." He said, but quickly muttered "Ocarina of time will always be better..." under his breath after. Raz shrugged. "I don't see what the harm is in trying another one out. I'll give it a shot." Lizzie gave him a high five. "Atta' kid!" She walked over to the console.

Raz stared in horror at the short terrifying mask transformation cutscene. He was already freaked out, but this seemed to push him over the edge. "Yeah, no. I'm done this is too freaky." Raz set the controller down. "Ah c'mon! We haven't even gotten the Zora mask yet!" Lizzie said. Adam shrugged. "I told you." She glared at him before folding her arms. "Okay, how about you try Twilight Princess?" She had a bit of hope in her voice. "What's it about?" Raz asked, looking over his shoulder. Adam sighed thoughtfully. "How do you feel about were-wolf transformations, unnerving animations and disturbing dream sequences?"

Raz inhaled through his teeth with an unsure look on his face. Lizzie furrowed her eyebrows. "Damn... Alright..." She groaned. She sat thoughtfully for a moment before perking up. "Hey, Raz! You ever heard of Bendy and the Ink Machine?-"

"NO." Adam interrupted.

Disney vs. DeSantis is so funny because it's like. Neither side even wanted to get into this. Here's how it's supposed to go: Politician does something stupid. Corporation disavows politician after public pressure. Politician disavows the disavowing. Nothing changes for either party.

But then the Florida governor got stars in his eyes. He saw an opportunity to bolster his standing before the presidential primary. He wanted to be the one who took on The Mouse and won. So in retaliation he decides he's going to tear down the decades-old agreement Disney has to govern Disney World's district.

And just like that, Disney's batshit insane legal department turns towards Florida like the Eye of Sauron spotting the ring at Mount Doom. They smell potential lost profit. They smell blood.

Disney will use any and every strategy they've accumulated over the last century of lobbying congress and DeSantis can't back down lest he admit Mickey Mouse kicked his ass. He lost control of Disney World's district even more than he already had. Now he's getting sued.

This all started because Disney was pressured into backtracking their political contributions to Florida and disavowing the Don't Say Gay law. Now they're fighting for something they actually care about: their profit margin. Disney is not an ally to queer people and they're an enemy to progressives, but damn am I rooting for them to keep humiliating the greater evil for the time being. This is high comedy.

Raz's second family.

This is and one of the frist videos I made when Raz's clone voice was sitll available. It was a dumb idea but a good start to practicing editing, and surprize surprize, it's my most popular video on tiktok! Still can't belive it no matter what!