Thegoodoldcartoons - No Sir! Not Getting Out Of This Chair!

When I read your posts it usually comes out sounding like Mabel from Gravity Falls in my head.

I wonder what people Headcanon my voice sounds like

Raz gaming for the first time with either playing Bendy or Legend of Zelda. I think that he'd enjoy some of the more horror based LoZ games like Majora's Mask or Twilight Princess, considering his love of Zombies. If he's playing Bendy he gets REALLY attached to the first Boris and because Tom's Boris is mean he gets sassy with Tom.

"Soooo.... it's like, a fantasy game?" Raz said looking at the TV as Adam handed him the controller. "Oh its WAY more than just some 'fantasy game', buddy!" Adam replied as he inserted the cartridge into the console. "Trust me, by the end of the day, you'll be a Zelda fanatic!" Raz looked at the controller, unsure, but nodded. "Alright then? I've always been more of a sci-fi, science fiction kind of guy but-" Adam pointed to the loading screen. "Just play the game mate."

"Hey! This is actually really fun!" Raz said happily as he solved another puzzle in the Deku Tree. Adam ruffled his hair. "See? I told you, you'd like it!" Adam said. Raz hummed as he moved the joystick around, the character running around awkwardly on the screen. "Pfft. That's because this one's easy." Lizzie said, suddenly appearing behind the boys. Adam jumped a bit. "If you want to have some real fun, try this one out."

She held up a cartridge. Adam rubbed the back of his neck nervously. "I dunno, that one might be a little scary. The mask transformations still freak me out." Lizzie scoffed. "C'mon, I'm sure 'ol Razzle-dazzle over here has seen way worse." She held up the cartridge again and looked at Raz. "Whadya say buddy? Wanna play the real best Zelda game?" She looked at Adam smugly. He sighed. "I will not fight with you on this again." He said, but quickly muttered "Ocarina of time will always be better..." under his breath after. Raz shrugged. "I don't see what the harm is in trying another one out. I'll give it a shot." Lizzie gave him a high five. "Atta' kid!" She walked over to the console.

Raz stared in horror at the short terrifying mask transformation cutscene. He was already freaked out, but this seemed to push him over the edge. "Yeah, no. I'm done this is too freaky." Raz set the controller down. "Ah c'mon! We haven't even gotten the Zora mask yet!" Lizzie said. Adam shrugged. "I told you." She glared at him before folding her arms. "Okay, how about you try Twilight Princess?" She had a bit of hope in her voice. "What's it about?" Raz asked, looking over his shoulder. Adam sighed thoughtfully. "How do you feel about were-wolf transformations, unnerving animations and disturbing dream sequences?"

Raz inhaled through his teeth with an unsure look on his face. Lizzie furrowed her eyebrows. "Damn... Alright..." She groaned. She sat thoughtfully for a moment before perking up. "Hey, Raz! You ever heard of Bendy and the Ink Machine?-"

"NO." Adam interrupted.

"you should have sympathy for the billionaires because they're people too"

EDIT: I've gotten a couple anons about this so I'm adding that given what his aunt has told the press, the 19 year old has my sympathies since he was scared to go but didn't want to disappoint his dad still don't give a fuck about the other 4 though

"magical fey shapeshifter surrounded by regular animals" is by far my favorite cartoon saloon trope

The sad fact of the matter is, if you’re trying super hard to dress like Sasha Nein. You are not Sasha Nein. You are Razputin

From Stardust to Stardust

Thylacine

My feels…

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Jon he's really trying here cut him a break

(tumblr crunched the resolution of this comic a lot rip)