They Are So Toxic Yaoi

theo decker is like "i will only pursue romantic relationships that are doomed to fail. the only two women i love are shallow projections of my own trauma, and cannot love me back. i will self-sabotage by entering loveless relationships with emotionally distant women. the last time i felt true love for another person was with my childhood best friend. i am a heterosexual."

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

There's a wicked production somewhere where Elphaba kisses Glinda on the cheek sometime in act 2... And because I can't find it anymore I sketched it 🥹

"A lot had changed since then; but not his eyes"

The Goldfinch (2019) dir. John Crowley

maybe we should all watch the goldfinch and it chapter two again and read some richard siken and the secret history and all wear wool coats and long scarves while listening to the national's terrible love and then we can rediscover some long lost peace

starting tomorrow i will be super normal fun kind sexy and functioning

STOPPPP😭😭😭😭😭

i want a penis but also i would get a boner from a stiff breeze. i would get hard from biting a particularly crisp apple

yeah im good the light has left my world though

romantic undertones brought to you by mike wheeler