They Literally Had A Gay Dog Named Poppers. Pultizer Prize Fr.

Maybe theo should have actually gotten into organized crime because every instinct he had in amsterdam turned out to be right in the end even though no one listened to him. he was the only person to notice the guy that escaped the restaurant when they first got the painting back, he was quick enough to kill martin AND his original plan of just tipping the interpol about where the painting was actually solved all their problems. Like guy who is consistently wrong about everything all the time has cassandra syndrome but only when it comes to commiting international crimes on purpose that’s theo decker for you

Donna Tartt, from The Goldfinch (2013)

I will never be sorry for hating gay Boris/bi Theo.

When Mike packs up his room to move out of Hawkins with Will at the end of ST, I want the one way sign to point out of the closet as a wink and a nod that yes, we did all of that on purpose and some of you got it, congratulations, we made this show for you.

If I had a nickel for every time I deeply related to a Finn Wolfhard character who has horrible internalized homophobia, I would have two nickels!! Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice!

If Byler isn’t endgame, I’m deleting all of my social media accounts, canceling my Netflix subscription and gaslighting everyone into believing that I never said Byler is endgame. I think I’d be embarrassed for the rest of my life💀

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

i want a penis but also i would get a boner from a stiff breeze. i would get hard from biting a particularly crisp apple