NEVER Let Men Be Masculine. Hold The Line Soldiers

Imagine not explaining an app to someone then shaming them for getting it wrong, THEN threatening break up… this relationship is toxic

Lonely island songs are hilarious, but my adhd ass will for sure sing them during sex.

I really hope my partner doesn’t leave me for suggesting he’s as intense as a military unit taking out a terrorist.

I agree.

Counter argument; my spoon hungers

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

In the low light of the braziers, below the streets of the city in a haze of smoke, the followers of Set hold their ceremony and give their thanks and prayers to the Father. In the shadow of the Hierophant you see the spark of one bright pupil gazing back at you. The Herald, the Miracle, the Godchild. Set Reborn, the Hierophant may have you believe. She's looking your way, curiosity piqued at your presence. Her interest makes your skin crawl, your toes curl, your heart race. The primal fear of something incomprehensibly more powerful than you mixed strangely with the primal desires that come from looking at someone so comely. What do you do in the face of the Almighty? Perhaps the only right thing to do is give in.

You have tasty special interests, here’s a cookie

Will phyrexia posting ward off the like hundred followers and counting I’m getting from my dysphoria Elvis post?

PLEASE fill in the gaps we deserve phyrexian lore

Will phyrexia posting ward off the like hundred followers and counting I’m getting from my dysphoria Elvis post?

Show girl bulge or, alternatively, a murder.

one of the cooler parts of growing up is realizing that you were being incessantly lied to throughout highschool and that fat gay people are not only capable of being desired, but are actively and often voraciously lusted after

The Lovers - Fyodor Pavlov