Latest Posts by themulberryshark - Page 4
"We have a new AI feature!" "With the power of AI..." "Our AI..."
I am going to abandon technology and start only inscribing things on clay tablets
When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄
transfem ass is honestly a kind of pussy. transfem taint is also a pussy. transfem dick is, you guessed it, third pussy.
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tgirl who’s a little embarrassed about being naked in front of you for the very first time so she’s making a futile attempt to cover her privates with her six foot long flaming demon blade.
tgirl who isn’t quite comfortable enough with her appearance to wear a dress outside but who still wants to wear one so she’s just chilling on the couch in a ball gown now.
Me, on my way to worship at The Church of Gock
staring at the tgirl topping me and for a second the light in the room makes it look like she has a halo and for just a moment i feel the deep desire to worship her as a god.
the evidence seems pretty slim in supporting the idea that groping a tgirl’s boobs will make them grow faster, but honestly, you should probably be touching them regardless. please she wants this.
one time i was chilling and watching some porn with some trans women in it but then i realized that it was actually just a bunch of cis women with really convincing prosthetics. and then i realized that there’s a whole industry for fake tgirl porn. and it sorta felt like watching my entire family get murdered in front of me.
doing erotic roleplay with tgirl who can’t help but build out the world a little. you try to pull off her clothes but she’s already started working on a spreadsheet with an mspaint world map in another tab.
bro got that gender reveal pussy. set you ablaze.
Shout out to the next generation of yuri warriors
Does that mean it's also "De-masc-us"?
“my sentient sword came out to me as transmasc, i mean, talk about un-she/they-ing your blade!”
you know it’s a little annoying that they delayed metroid prime four so much but I think that it’s worth it if it means they could really perfect the graphics on samus’s dick.
Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist
Wowie! it's 2 of my favorite things in one place!
I am now officially a hot girl with a big axe
more transfems should post about how much they love their wives i think. if you are a transbian you need to be producing at least one "i love my faggot wife" post per week (if you're poly, one per wife per week)
it’s true, i used to be a fag. but after much reflection i have blossomed into a noble girlfag.
Im sorry, I was about to scroll past after the first paragraph ;<;
Green eyes shouldn’t actually be considered an eye color. It’s just not common enough, it’s a VERY SMALL percentage of the population, 1-2%. Green eyes are also caused by an irregular mutation. Most people have blue or brown eyes, so those are the two eye colors.
All the “green eyes” positivity is actually a bad thing, by the way. Having green eyes is linked to higher rates of retinal melanoma. You’re celebrating something dangerous that can cause suffering.
And besides, most people with “green eyes” lean closer to blue or brown anyways. They should just make up their minds and be brown eyed or blue eyed. And if it’s too hard to tell, they should get corrective surgery (because green eyes are dangerous, and associated with more difficult medical care!) or at the least wear contacts so they don’t confuse people. But also they should be required to
I hate to sound like this, but green eyes are a far more recent development than blue eyes in the mutagenic history of humans. So humans weren’t created to have green eyes.
And hazel eyes? Those are just a variant of brown eyes—come on, they’re far closer to brown than green. They just have a couple greenish traits. And there’s no way there’s that many green eyed people, or a wide variety of eye colors… It’s just not natural.
I don’t have a problem with green eyed people, they didn’t ask to be born that way—but there’s just too few of them for it to be an actual eye color. We don’t need all this “green eye positivity” or putting green eyes in media. The internet is making people delude themselves into thinking it’s more common than it really is.
‼️ THIS POST IS ABOUT THE TREATMENT OF INTERSEX PEOPLE ‼️
✅ I HAVE GREEN EYES THIS IS SATIRE ✅
⚠️ PLEASE DON’T SEND ME ANY MORE THREATS OF VIOLENCE IN DEFENSE OF PEOPLE WITH GREEN EYES?? ⚠️
💧 THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT EYE COLOR?? IT’S ABOUT INTERSEXISM AND BIGOTRY 💧
Honestly, still a perfectly good reason to unionize
had someone ask me like “why are you guys unionizing? just cuz?” and it threw me so bad i didnt even know how to answer
I'm saying it's right, and it should be done anyways, *because* it's right
I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxXkB1bTk_ok6iVoSB-ruXBGZzzUyzYR4-?si=ZSXrX9pDiTFP9lss
is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side
ugh its so loud in here, im gonna go outside for a smoke if you want to join? (with the intention of shot-gunning smoke into your mouth then making out against a tree)