Cave Johnson Is The Shared Sleep Paralysis Demon Of Every OSHA Employee

oh shoot I almost forgor

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happy Doug Rattmann appreciation day

I guess

I have nothing to show for it

Spreading the word!

Remember

you can’t spell blorbo without orb :)

all hail grass lad

Uh

This is my freak slash fan oc the grass lad. I made him because I was up too late delirious and watched way too many freak fortress videos. He is a demoman but only from his shoulders up sticks out of the ground. His feet also stick out of the ground in front of him as you can see. I don’t remember why I put an inverted scrumpy bottle on his head.

The grass lad can move through the ground from place to place. This includes across wooden floors or concrete, or up a flight of stairs, as long as there is a ground for him to be in. No matter what kind of ground he is in there is always grass around him because he is the grass lad.

Also his legs are extendable up to like 10 m and can bend in all the directions. This allows him to do things like hold a can of soup or kick you.

I don’t know why I created grass lad. All I know is that grass lad is. Thank you for coming to my grass talk.

too lazy to make any new digital fanart so here’s a sketchbook drawing from yesterday

Day 251. Might as well share this plate I made

Flameo hotman

i was so charmed by this post i had to draw it

You’re not harsh enough. Hit him with a steamroller

I THREW ROCKS AT TED TODAY. AM I TOO HARSH ON HIM?

I don't think the fact that The Administrator is older than the invention of stairs in TF2 is talked about enough

Curse you Shakespearicles