Then The Only Feasible Explanation Is That You Smoked So Much Weed, The Fumes Reached Italy.

I thought you were against spreading the moss?

Changed my mind. You are now mossed.

Uh... I need you to talk to my human form a minute.

HEY B!TCH!

I FOUND YOU!!! Your ID number is 98013628, you're 64-65, and you've had sx with bill cipher before.

Now, are you gonna apologize for giving my boi crack, or do I need to threaten your family?

Sincerely, an overprotective human.

@the-real-sonic-exe

( @the-real-fastestthingalive back me up here)

I'm sure you think this is impressive, but 1. That is not even close to my ID number, and 2. I have never once done anything of the sort with Bill.

I don't have access to drugs. If anything, you should be blaming Stanley.

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

Painful Service Top? Okay, Paranormal Bottom is better. Or I dunno, Paranormal Service Switch?

NEVER call me Paranormal Service Switch if you value your life.

I have a Stobotnik playlist that may very well be the only reason I have motivation to write anymore. I run out of ideas, then I pull up the playlist and all of the sudden I have to have a whole notebook just for fanfiction ideas.

Me and who?

date idea

Please vote Stone. Please. He is obviously the superior choice. I am actually begging.

would you smooch a triangle

Yes, if it was Pyramid Steve, and just on his forehead. Pyramid Steve is adorable. Aside from that, no. I will stick to kissing my husband.

✨️💅❤️⚠️🥚

I don't remember ever using these emoticons. What does this mean.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

what if your husband was secretly the evil triangle in a flesh disguise

He's not. I repaired the encryption machine and he allowed me to see inside his head while I encrypted his thoughts.

Why do you want me to smooch a triangle so badly?