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Piggy only knows of Stephanie Beatriz through 99 and as such expects a tough, bad@ss, and is prepping to outdo her the whole episode, but she shows up and is (like real life, or so I’ve heard) absolutely lovely, and Piggy’s just standing there with nunchucks and a printed list of insults that Deadly helped her with

Muppet Show: 2010s Ideas

-Kermit goes on staycation, so John Mulaney has to manage the Muppets. -Lizzo somehow manifests both onstage with Fozzie and in the balcony with Statler and Waldorf to both defend Fozzie and be shady. -Mitski gets everyone to open up about their insecurities. It turns out Animal is the most stable and emotionally intelligent. -Virtually any member of the Brooklyn 99 cast. Hijinks ensue. -Tyler, the Creator tries to hang out with the spooky Muppets, but he’s too much of a dork, so he does “See You Again (the Tyler song)” with Gonzo. -Michael Sheen thinks he’s David Tennant, and David Tennant thinks he’s Michael Sheen. -Daft Punk are confused for two Muppets. -Me. -Jack Stauber Halloween episode.

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Do not invest, I swear on my life it won't become a legendary.

I NEED THE WORKDS GREATEST CRIMINAL MIND IN MY VALLEY POSTHASTE

Once again I am begging the mouse to put more obscure characters in it's spin off games.

....ok so I know dreamlight valley hasn't even got some of the most popular characters yet (give me Maleficent. GIVE ME-) but. They've already pushed for Oswald. They've got atlantean locations. The first character you meet is Merlin and i'd hardly call the sword in the stone, beloved as it is, one of their most popular films. (Did I smile so hard my face hurt at meeting Merlin anyway? You're goddamn right I did I love that old man)

I've not bought the rift in time dlc yet - soon - but I can already tell you I'm putting the black cauldron cast in this game through sheer hubris.

Yes I'm predictable. No I don't care. This little sim lets me play house of mouse at chez remy and I so badly want to make HK pizza and watch his little friendship meter tick higher. It's a pyramid of needs thing dammit.

Sidenote - I know a lot of the original voice actors are dead - but would it kill a multimillion dollar company to put a *bit* more effort into the voice acting? Smh Scar and Ursula just don't sound quite right and it's driving me mad.

...I can also hear vanellope across the whole damn valley child I am TWO BIOMES away

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