OH DAMN!

Jaune: *Telling Pyrrha how very datable he thinks she is*

Pyrrha: *Red-faced, trembling in place, thinking* ‘You’re so fucking close, and so am I...’

The prom episode in Volume 2 was the pinnacle of human evolution.

Oscar under one arm, and Nora under the other.

Ren Rides on his back.

As a short person myself, this is a friggin mood I relate to

I always wanted to write something where Hajime got the ‘Know-it-all Disease’.

As in, he starts getting Kamukura talents back, either at random or whenever he tries to do something, he just knows how.

This would be great for the group, but probably terrifying for him since he’s still feverish, disoriented, and he still doesn’t know how he learned any of this.

What would the rest of the DR2 cast be like with the Despair Disease?

I already did Kaz here so I’ll do everyone else

Ultimate Imposter:

He had the Mirror Disease.

He would mirror the talent and personality of whoever was around him.

It got a bit exhausting after a while.

Teruteru Hanamura:

He had the Anger Disease.

No matter what anyone did, he always got mad at them.

Thankfully it wasn’t a violent anger.

Mahiru Koizumi:

She had the Pride Disease.

She was very boastful and thought she was better than everyone.

It was hard to even get near her.

Peko Pekoyama:

She had the Selfish Disease.

She wouldn’t do anything unless it directly benefited her.

In a way, that was good; she was too selfless.

Hiyoko Saionji:

She had the Responsibility Disease.

Meaning she would take control of literally everything.

She would run herself ragged before long.

Nekomaru Nidai:

He had the Silence Disease.

He couldn’t talk; his voice was robbed from him.

Other than that, it didn’t affect him much.

Gundham Tanaka:

He had the Coward Disease.

Everything scared him.

Even his Devas couldn’t be around him.

Chiaki Nanami:

She had the Energy Disease.

She was so incredibly energetic.

Everyone had a hard time keeping up with her, and she wouldn’t rest.

Hajime Hinata:

He had the Boredom Disease.

Nothing he could do helped his boredom.

It was incredibly awful.

Sonia Nevermind:

She had the Mischief Disease.

She went around pranking everyone and messing everything up.

It was hard to take care of everyone else.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu:

He had the Pushover Disease.

Literally as it sounds.

Anyone could do anything to him.

Lewd white knight

Weiss makes jaune wear a collar and a leash

Yang: So you and Jaune are dating right?

Ruby while cuddling jaune and wearing his hoodie: No, we’re just friends Yang. Oh my Gods!

Jaune:Yeah this is what friends do.

Yang:God, you two are delusional.

~ Beacon, Fiona’s Dorm, Wherever that is ~

Fiona: Jaune’s so nice... If only-

Inner Fiona: Take the boy. Steal him away.

Fiona: I can’t do that! Jaune would get scared of me, and Pyrrha’s always around, I can feel her watching when I talk to him...

Inner Fiona: Mount his lap, make your claim clear.

Fiona: Should-Shouldn’t we try going on dates first?

Inner Fiona: Pointless.

Fiona: Mom said I shouldn’t think too hard about boys this time of year...

Inner Fiona: Mother knows nothing. Make him pat your head.

Fiona: *tiny gasp*

~ Elsewhere ~

Blake: So, Pyrrha... It’s springtime.

Pyrrha: Oh I know, the weather’s finally looking better.

Blake: ...*tsk*... So you’ve got maybe three days until Fiona snaps and makes Jaune pat her head.

Pyrrha: *GASP*

Blake: Also sex, probably should have lead with that.

Pyrrha: *Panicking Amazon Noises*

A bit bizzare but when everyone first attended beacon there was another student, Fiona. She and Pyrrha both have a crush on Jaune, but will they work together or will they be rivals?

Fiona would crush on jaune but would be too afraid of pyrrha to do anything

Blake: It’ll just be one Jaune, don’t believe that stuff.

Jaune: Sorry! Sorry. Just double checking.

*Cut to 10 months later, our recently married couple looking down at their three faunus children.*

Jaune: Sooo...

Blake: Hmm?

Jaune: ...You lied to me... We have a litter Blake.

Blake: Huh? *Eyes widen* Wait. No, Jaune this isn’t normal.

Jaune: It’s not like I’d ever mind, I always wanted at least a few, you don’t always have to keep secrets Blake.

Blake: Jaune, I’m an only child! So are Sun and Ilia and most of the other faunus we know! This is a fluke!

Jaune: *Hiding a smirk, poorly*

Reese, Neo, Cinder, Winter, and Blake telling Jaune they’re pregnant while Jaune is in the middle of doing sit-ups upside on a tree branch.

reese: im pregnant:

jaune: falls*

....

neo:

jaune: *stop*... oh.

....

cinder: im pregnant.

jaune: hi pregnant im jaune

....

blake: im pregnant:

jaune: wait with one or a litter

....

winter: im pregnant

jaune: what!?*falls on his ass*

Jaune spent all night playing and re-playing the RE8 demo, getting hyped up for tall vampire ladies. What does the sleep-deprived dolt do when the first person he sees in the morning is Elm?

Jaune: AAH TALL VAMPIRE MILF!

Elm: excuse me..

Jaune: sorry i just. Been playing this demo

Elm: oooh... so are you into tall women?

Jaune: um

The fact that they’re all still tinted red in the edit just makes me laugh harder at this.

Salem: GIRLS! COME HERE!

Emerald & Yang: [DANGER]

salem holding emerald and yang like they’re just two disobedient children is exactly what i needed today

Yandere Pyrrha AU

Pyrrha: i’ve been feeling like we’re not as close anymore so i got us friendship bracelets.

Jaune: okay.

Pyrrha, handcuffing them together: there you go.