Todayy I Wrote,, , , A List . It Had All The Many Sorts Of Things I Need To Get, , ,such As Rhubarbb
Todayy i wrote,, , , a list . It had all the many sorts of things i Need to get, , ,such as rhubarbb , and. Carroots,,, because the mean little rabits ate them All up and now i have no more carrots. So i wrote, the list and it had Carorts and rhubarb and more Dirt and also fence posts and a Big Woolen blankett for the, ,,winter months. But then i dropped the list oops and it fel, into a puddle . And went away from me , sad . So i go to tubbo and i say tubbO i am vesry sad and he says silence tommy i am working and i am So angry, ,, ,so you know what i did?? I went to his kitchen, , ,and i took his carrots , away . He will be , SOrry
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Well damn, we're fucked
I am learning how to cook , . Tubbo. Says i am the worst studnent hes ever had. . He said that even michael , ,four years old, , was better than Me. Then he got sad . So to make him feel better i tried my Very Hardest to cook well,,,, did not work . Burned the bread. No bread today
GLASS HOUSES CHAPTER 5 IS OUT!!
One thing I've learned so far in life is to never trust anything you think during the night.
If it's past the time you usually go to sleep, do not make any decisions, because in the morning you will find them very stupid.
Oftentimes I have awoken in the middle of the night with a 'genius' idea that, just a few hours later when the sun rises, I look back at and go: "what kind of fucking imbecile came up with that"
Leaked Glass Houses excerpt, perhaps?????!??!
GLASS HOUSES WILL BE RELEASED WITHIN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS!! Keep an eye out... it might be sooner than you think :3
HELLO!!!!!!! BIG BIG NEWS (at least for me , your local silly little writer)
GLASS HOUSES CHAPTER 3 IS OFFICIALLY OUT!!
august.
august.
oh, avidulous month!
laughter abating
to make room for abashedness
and the everarching
abnormalization
of what we are permitted
to accomplish
oh august!
i ask only this
of you:
let your month not be appaling
but appeal to the addictive sense
of apathy
and leave the abrasiveness
to the approaching months
ok and ai could never do this so
*accidentally closes the tab i was doing my homework on* oh no!! That's so unfortunate!! Guess I'll just have to scroll tumblr now. Wow i can't believe that happened. So sad
what? Did you guys think I wouldn’t get you a Christmas present?
Fools.
I present: my parkour civilization holiday headcanons. Everyone cheer 🗣️
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it snows in December but the snow doesn’t reach the noob level so obviously this is the first time Evbo’s ever seen snow. After Seawatt tells him it’s similar to ice he tries parkouring on it. It does not work
EMF loves winter . It’s his favorite season
Seawatt complains on and on about Christmas because they never celebrated it on the Fighter level (he gets Evbo and EMF presents anyways)
in honor of the holidays the evbo-themed houses are temporarily changed to green and red
EMF loves Christmas carols. Seawatt is a hater.
Evbo convinces both Seawatt and EMF to wear ugly Christmas sweaters - Seawatt once again complains non-stop but secretly doesn’t mind (well, he doesn’t mind doing it for Evbo. The sweater is hideous and he will say it loudly to everyone who will listen.)
merry Christmas tumblr it is a joyous day 🎄🎉🕺
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