“So uuuh….these tomatoes look very Uh tomatoey huh?”
“Sweetie you don’t have to pretend to know what’s going on…wanna just go in the corner and make out?”
“Oh thank god……”
“Thank you for being with me, Tuba. I’m going to keep loving you like you’re still here.”
mmm whatcha’ say
Inspired by this post.
thas what i look like when i vent tbh
She brings this liberation that I just can’t define. (insp.)
flutes: *nod stoically and then go alternately cry from embarrassment and plot revenge the the bathroom*
clarinets: it's my reed
saxes: *don't realize the director is talking to them; continue conversation about nothing to do with band*
trumpets: yoU WANNA GO BITCH IM THE BEST
horns: i play like five measures in this whole piece the fuck do you want from me
trombones: haha I know man *fistbump each other*
tubas: excuse you we are the foundation of this band so we are never wrong
percussionists: *mutter mutiny under their breath and don't fix it because they weren't doing it wrong in the first place*
I did this once before but I got her to sing the whole thing with me this time
Co-creator Matt "The Simpsons" Groening added that"It's a true honor to announce the triumphant return of Futurama one more time before we get canceled abruptly again."
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