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THIS IS SO TRUE FBKSHSBA
if i played exy i would HATE the foxes. oooh look at us, a ragtag team of murderers and criminals, running straight at you on the court with a large stick :) rumour has it the goalie with the aggravated assault charges wears knives under his gear and the little redhead one was involved with fbi :) i think i would simply fake an injury and get benched
aaand roll credits
haha silly!!! mike had a big brain moment and realized oh crap! will lied about the painting!! (surprised gasps from the crowd) (no one’s surprised)
thank you to my friend Will for the idea because I wanted to do something with Mike realizing crap about the painting and then boom
ok 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 I’ll stop rambling enjoy
Neil Josten would commit tax evasion simply because he forgot taxes exist
Art raffle prize for @milfycas for donating to the fundraiser to demine Ukraine 💙 Thank you so much @sailorsallyart and @lamiasage for organising this raffle 💕
At first Remus seems so sweet, shy and cute. He is the type of guy that speaks the barely minimum in large groups, and is always found reading a book. He dresses with big sweaters and hoodies that make him look adorable.
"Remus is a true angel, isn't he?" some people would say to the Marauders "Why is he doing with you three little devils. Poor bean, you are definitely corrupting him"
And The Marauders would burst out laughing.
"Remus, a true angel?"
"He is the devil, himself!"
"The worst of us all, actually"
"He is the one that has corrupted our minds"
They laugh, looking at Remus remembering how he is everything but innocent. Their mastermind behind pranks. So sarcastic he is sometimes hurtful. Knows every swear word possible in the English vocabulary. The one who smokes like a chimney. The one that knows dirty words from songs. And had taught the Marauders to fight and punch. The one who had been in illegal business.
And the one that makes Sirius weak in the knees for how he kisses him and touches him.
Remus blushes saying "Oh shut up! That's not true"
And people would definitely not believe the Marauders at all, because look at this adorable boy blushing, Potter, Black and even Pettigrew have a reputation. They are the true devils.
"Stop bothering him, poor Remus needs better friends"
The thing is Remus is quiet and adorable until he starts trusting you and you realize the little shit he actually is.
Dean is secretly an avid Glee fan.
Mr. Andrew "I Want Nothing" Minyard has clearly never had a cold Dr Pepper
Now THAT was the big crunch
i wanna put that in my mouth.
Dean Ellis cover art for a 1972 edition of ‘Childhood’s End,’ by Arthur C. Clarke
I love knowing that with Neil’s stupid ass flip phone all of his texts from Nicky are like this
□ ALLISON’S OUTFIT!!1!!11! □ □ □ □
Every time I eat up Andrew’s whole “What is this feeling??? Meh, it must just be the drugs” and then the slow decent into “Fuck. I kinda want to hold hands with the bastard”
Look, I love andreil fics where Neil is the POV but there’s just something about Andrew being the narrarator that scratches my brain right
I need someone to write a fanfiction where Eren is with the Scouts and it’s his birthday so they all ask him how old he’s turning. The thing is, Eren doesn’t know how to count and has no clue what number comes after 15 so he has to try and avoid answering them while subtly figuring out how old he is.
The real reason Neil doesn’t drink is cause when he gets drunk his British accent comes out and he’s embarrassed about it.
Y'all think Andrew meows back at his cats?
LITERALLY! Nicky knows they're about to traumatize the balls out of neil and is like "Try the ice cream special! It's really good! You'll probably like it!" Like????? That's psychotic?!?!
the more i think abt it the trips to sweetie’s are such an insane thing to do. like they take people to this club two hours away and drug them against their will as some sort of sick show of dominance. but! they’ll stop for an ice cream sundae first
When Neil first grabbed his binder in Wymacks house, I thought it was like a chest binder. I made so much sense in my head! He is super protective over the bag, has a fake name, has a fake identity. I thought he was just trans and didn’t want anybody to find out
trans Neil could actually make so much sense if you think about it because imagine they’re on the run, and Neil says to Mary ‘mom what if I started dressing like a boy’ and Mary, hellbent on disguising them, thinks that a fantastic idea, and immediately agrees. And then Neil is like, ‘maybe I could change my name to more boy names’ and Mary agrees even more. It’ll be harder to find them. Meanwhile it settles something in Neil, makes him feel about as at home as he could be in a body on the run.
I need a solid moment when the car gets busted and Niel just pulls out his mechanic skills cause he and his mom spent their lives on the road with different cars they stole.
when neil was going to save andrew at the hemmick's house, he knew exactly what kind of wood the door was, and how easy it would be to break through. that's what kind of guy he is. neil doesn't win fights, but he is damn good at a getaway. this is a really good example about how all of neil's knowledge is really selective because of his upbringing. we need more survivalist neil because he shows all these traits in the books, another example is when he hitchhiked from columbia to palmetto. please stop ignoring this because i want to see batshit insane neil on the run fics right now thx
I have a big fat lesbian crush on Renee
Nicky has terrible ADHD and Erik has to leave little colorful sticky notes all over the house to remind him to take care of himself
ME TOO!!!! He had this one moment after Kathy’s interview where he stood in between Riko and Niel and Kevin. They seemed to know each other and Riko backed off so I assume that when he said he would protect them he mostly meant from RIko who was affiliated with the mafia. Idk. It made since that he’d protect Kevin cause I don’t think the main family would care about their drama but after learning about Niel’s (fake) past he shouldn’t have promised to protect him (Andrew literally has no money or resources other than throwing himself at the mafia)
Still utterly baffled by what the fuck Andrew was supposed to do to protect anyone from the mafia. At least Neil never actually held him to it, but Kevin fucking did (and he was fucking delusional for that). This is why I thought he was secretly a crime boss for a book and a half. But, no, Neil was the one who ended up solving that particular issue in the end. With the power of dumb luck and snitching.
Not to condone piracy or any illegal activity but hypothetically in Minecraft, if you were to pirate something, use Brave. It is a free search engine that comes with ad/tracker blockers. Best of all, it is completely free and you never have to pay a penny if you were to do this, hypothetically.
hi does anyone know of any good alternatives for soap2day? :)
i can not live without piracy :)
1. Luc attempts to kiss Oliver w/o consent. He does apologize however it feels ungenuine due to his later actions. During the scene, he villainizes Oliver for not wanting to kiss:
“Oliver collided with one of the potted plants outside the restaurant, just about managing to grab it before it came crashing down. Which basically meant he’d spent more time voluntarily touching a ficus than he had me,” (Hall, Ch 8).
We are meant to laugh at Luc’s misfortune at this moment. He has comically bad luck which adds humor to his terrible situation. However, in doing so, he villainizes Oliver by making it seem like he finds Luc gross or untouchable. After this, he proceeds to verbally ridicule Oliver over it:
“’It was a kiss,’ I [Luc] said, with a nonchalance I was far from feeling. ‘Why? Haven’t you [Oliver] had one before? People sometimes exchange them on dates,’” (Hall, Ch 8).
He is minimizing Oliver’s reaction by making it seem like his lack of interest in kissing Luc is socially unacceptable and weird. He is literally shaming him. He does this on multiple occasions in THE SAME conversation:
“’But please don’t kiss me [Oliver] again. Not on the mouth anyway.’ ‘Why? Are you Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman?’ His blush deepened. ‘No. I simply prefer to reserve that intimacy for people I actually like,’ (Hall, Ch 8).
He is calling Oliver a prude for not wanting to kiss him and blaming the awkward situation he caused.
2. I realize that Luc is supposed to be a cynical and sarcastic character, which is fine. Flaws like those are important to well-rounded characters. However, in the same conversation directly after the scene above, Luc thinks this:
“He [Oliver] was never going to call me Lucien again, was he? He was going to respect my wishes like some kind of arsehole,” (Hall, Ch 8).
I cannot express how tone-deaf this line is. It’s genuinely disgusting.
3. Luc realizes what he has done is wrong and even explicitly calls it SA:
“’It was awful. We have nothing in common. I [Luc] think I might have sexually assaulted him [Oliver]. But we are going to pretend we’re both desperate,’” (Hall, Ch 9).
This excerpt highlights the hopeless situation Luc has found himself in. It is played as humorous as seen in Bridget’s reply:
“’I knew you’d work it out,’” (Hall, Ch 9).
The irony is that the situation didn’t really “work out.” Furthermore, the situation is continued to be played as funny and Oliver is blamed and minimalized:
“’I [Luc] attacked him [Oliver] with my lips and he was so repulsed he jumped into a potted plant.’ ‘Maybe he was surprised.’ ‘I was surprised when you guys threw me a surprise birthday party. [...] But I didn’t pull away in horror, saying I only go to parties with people I like. [...] replace go to parties with kiss.’ [...] She sighed. ‘Oliver, Oliver. What are you doing?’” (Hall Ch 9).
Luc refers to the unsolicited kiss as “attacking him with my lips” which is meant to put a funny light on the situation. The wording is clearly meant to be laughed at. When Luc explains Oliver setting boundaries and telling Luc not to kiss him, Bridget reprimands him. She makes it sound like Oliver is the one who messed the situation up and should have kissed Luc despite being uncomfortable with it.
4. Oliver has physically and verbally rejected any romantic or sexual passes from Luc. However, Luc continues to cross these boundaries that Oliver has set.
“‘Yeah, you’re [Oliver] supposed to just wear the bottoms, and have them hanging low on your hips, displaying your perfectly chiseled V-cut.’ [...] I [Luc] thought about this for a moment. ‘Are you saying you have a perfectly chiseled V-cut?’ ‘I’m not sure that’s any of your business.’ ‘What if someone asks? I should know for verisimilitude.’ The corners of his mouth twitched slightly. ‘You can say I’m a gentleman and we haven’t gotten that far,’“ (Hall Ch 14).
Luc makes another pass here. He shuts down Luc’s comments by saying it is none of his business. When Luc continues to press, Oliver shuts him down again. The problem here is that they have shared jokes of a sexual nature before. However, this time the tone is very different. Oliver is clearly uninterested in pursuing the conversation. Despite his obvious uncomfortably, Luc continuously brings it up.
“Come evening, he’d [Oliver] check in before and after hitting the gym, and diligently ignore my request for updates on his V-cut,” (Hall Ch 15).
Even after getting shut down, he continues to break boundaries.
5. Given everything he knows about Oliver and his adverse nature to a sexual relationship with Luc, Luc still decides it’s appropriate to suggest having sex.
“‘Why don’t we have sex?’ His [Oliver] mouth twisted quizzically. ‘I don’t think that would be appropriate at a fundraiser.’ [...] ‘No. I mean, like now.’ ‘I beg your pardon?’“ (Hall 19).
At this point, it is just sexual harassment. Oliver is not interested but Luc just continues to ignore the signs. To make matters worse, he gets defensive and portrays Oliver as the problem in the situation. He makes it seem like Oliver is obliged to take up the offer and is strange for rejecting it.
“‘Jesus, Oliver.’ I [Luc] rolled my eyes. ‘Who responds to a come-on with I beg your pardon?’ ‘That wasn’t a come-on. That was... I don’t even know what it was.’ [...] ‘Okay. Bad idea. You asked how we could be more comfortable touching in public, and I came up with a situation. Excuse me for thinking outside of the box,’ (Hall Ch 19).
Luc becomes snarky and defensive when his pass is shot down like it is a personal offense. Luc doesn’t care about Oliver’s personal boundaries, he is merely interested in serving his own pleasures.
6. Oliver tells Luc that he isn’t interested in one-night stands:
“I [Oliver] realize you [Luc] did not meet me when I was at the pinnacle of my self-esteem, but it still takes more to get me into bed than ‘Why don’t we have sex. I mean, like now’ ‘We had dinner first.’ ‘Dinner at which you freely admit you were a dick to me and to your friends,’ (Hall Ch 19).
This is a personal opinion he is entirely entitled to have and Luc should respect. However, his response is entirely unwarranted:
“‘Tell you [Oliver] what. Let’s stop talking about how much you don’t want to have sex with me.’ ‘I’m sorry,’“ (Hall Ch 19).
Luc took Oliver pointing out his mistakes personally when Luc was clearly in the wrong. He turned himself into the victim by making the situation about how Luc is not sexually attractive. Oliver ends up apologizing when he shouldn’t feel bad for having sexual boundaries.
7. Luc is a hypersexual character which is entirely fine. However, despite him having a deep sexual interest, he is unable to accept other peoples’ sexual preferences.
“‘I [Oliver] know it’s unfashionable, but I don’t think sex is something you should do just because it’s convenient.’ ‘Why? Is everyone supposed to wait until they’ve got this deep, meaningful connection and can gaze into each other’s eyes while they make tender love by an open fire?’ He visibly unsoftened,” (Hall, Ch 19).
Rather than simply accepting Oliver’s preferences, Luc goes out of his way to insult him about it. And by his body language, Oliver is clearly upset about it. Luc can’t seem to grasp the idea that his every sexual whim can’t be met and people aren’t going to want everything he does. It’s frankly childish.
This book actively made me a hater
This book actively made me a hater
I understand the anger in this post but it needs to be stated that when you post somthing to the internet you are leaving yourself open for criticism and it's important to acknowledge that. If you can't stand non hostile criticism then just don't read it.
Learning to take criticism is an important part of maturing and becoming a better person.
here's your daily reminder to leave rants like this in your PRIVATE BOOKMARKS. i'm on my way to munich to see harry and you just had to ruin my day.
i don't care if you don't love the story. i'm the furthest thing from being good let alone a pefect writer but you don't have to throw that all in my face when i spent months of my life writing this story for free, pouring a lot of personal shit into it, not just from my own life but from others' too. it's just a bubble to you but i crafted it the best i was able to. it might not be a good fic but i put my heart into it and seeing these comments hurt.
and you all actually whine that authors are leaving. maybe take a look in the mirror.