Hell Yeah!

Antique stores in strip malls are like, "Welcome in! We have the most breakable and expensive items the world has ever known and aisles you couldn't squeeze a greased toddler through and if you even THINK about perusing our figurines you WILL smash $10,000 worth of uranium glass with your big fat succulent buttcheeks," and every time I'm like, "I love to play laser spy maze. You're on."

now you have :)

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

@scribe-cas u get good tumblr grade. (:

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

Potamon sp. Crab Fossil; Pleistocene Epoch (2.58 - 0.012 MYA)

💯🙏💛🟨👍

I am rather firmly set in my belief that nostalgebraist-autoresponder is the only good ai.

Reblog to kill it faster

aw fanx

Reblog to boop the person you reblogged from.