Joltik !!!

"Rare steak" is a lie.

If it was really rare steak, you would need to:

-scale a great mountain and enter the cave at its peak

barter and haggle for passage with the gnomes for six days

-cross the great magma river Buorgenoasl in a canoe

-go through the chamber I can't remember the name of with all the stalactite constructs

-Eat a really weird herb that smells like the middle F note of a guitar but doesn't taste like anything

-Translate the ancient texts to discover your long sought after recipe

-find out this is instructions for teaching shrimp to fry rice

-repeat from step one in a different mountain

I'd like to get Undertale so before I do I am writing my understanding of the material so far.

You fell

There is like one or 2 skeletons, one has a jacket and I think somehow has a collective consciousness between save files. Or something (‽)

Fluffy goat-like person. Not much info, looks cute.

Or perhaps fluffy goat-like race?

Sans almost has pvz zomboss music

Being a psychopathic murderhobo at some point may be necessary... why

There might be a flower, or I could be mixing this up with. Um . *checks smudged notes on hand* Cuphead. ¥■¿£<#:?

You and a friend tell someone about your elevator crimes (not sure about this one)

I have no idea where you are. Afterlife, cave, alternate dimension? Dunno.

I think there are like three main characters minimum and one is a ghost

The people where you are used to live alongside humans. This could be in universe myth or fact

A lot of people here (tumblr) desire Sans carnaly

But when I do it I'm "showing an appalling lack of respect for the departed" huh? . 🫱 . ﾉ ಠ_ಠノ🫱

hello trans people!! friendly reminder that when i dig up your bones they're gonna go on my Bone Wall to be displayed for all eternity :)

Capturing ghost types for battle is kinda cruel. Like, they just died (and there is a good chance it was from a battle of some kind just because those happen so much) and now they have to keep going around doing something dangerous that probably caused their death already. A lot of ghosts used to be human, to. And don't get me started on fenton tech...

Hm. It has been kind of slow around here lately. Quick, someone say something bizarre and controversial to incite drama!

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

𓂁𓂄_𓂁𓂄 wazzat

I would be up for a battle, but I have run out of "power points", and am to tired to use my moves. Can you help?

eat a leppa berry

Gays will see the word frog and instantly reblog huh

We support our murder queen

Ogerpon: And now I kill them

Trainer: With... kindness?

Ogerpon: Wrong. Ivy Cudgel.

you have been SNIFED, reblog to snif the next person