Thetyrantofanewera - Thetyrantofanewera

why do i write? to inflict pain. on who? myself.

Villain monologue? Excuse me I am infodumping to you about my special interest and my special interest is death traps, machinations, and machiavellian plans.

You'll find that if you've paid enough attention to my interests, you'll be able to escape your inevitable death at my nefarious hands, and we can start building a relationship out of this.

I know there are a lot of people posting about TikTok but...

I've already seen about 100 posts about TikTok users coming to tumblr as "refugees," and about 50 of those posts were saying something snippy or rude or just hateful in general, like "don't come to my blog" or "don't invade my social website" or trash talking people who are genuinely upset about the loss of their community, and I just wanted to let everyone know that my blog is "refugee" friendly, so anyone can come chat or send asks. Feel free to invade my blog and social app... any intrusion is welcome! ❤️❤️❤️

You know what? The Loki fandom scares me. Why? Because half of the shit I've seen is agonizingly beautiful analyses of the episodes, movies, and mythology, but the other half? All these horny ass mfs debating how to remove Loki's leather outfit with their gotdamn teeth. Shit is WILD.

edit: you guys I'm not actually hating I'm in the Loki fandom- (I will not be specifying which half.)

Today's Major Disappointment:

I scrolled all the way through my dash for the first time and finally disvovered that it doesn't go on forever ☹️

It’s okay if the first draft is bad…

It’s okay if the first draft is bad…

It’s okay if the first draft is bad…

It’s okay if the first draft is bad…

It’s okay if the first draft is bad…

It’s okay if the first draft is bad…

It’s okay if the first draft is bad…

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

One of the greatest lies a writer can tell themselves is that they will remember the idea that they came up with while they were half asleep, so they don’t need to write it down right away.