Thetyrantofanewera - Thetyrantofanewera

...ouch 💀

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

WAIT EXCEPT NUMBER FOUR FUCK YOU GUYS MY BAD I'M FINE I PROMISE

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

A group of queers of all types is a pride

A group of aces is a deck

A group of aros is a quiver

A group of trans women is a code-camp

A group of enbies is a byte

A group of bi people is a tandem

A group of pan people is a panic

Thank you for coming to my wilderness documentary

Hero, with amnesia: I don't remember you but I know I can trust you

The villain: .....?!?!?!