Thetyrantofanewera - Thetyrantofanewera

You guys I have magical psychic future seeing abilities I just asked this girl out and she said yes 💅✨

Just found out I'm related to King Henry the 8th while in recovery from an OD yesterday... gotta say, that made me feel a lot better!

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

Just me being a girlie for the fellow writers

I have compiled a list of random tics if your characters are feeling too stiff on the page, free to use for everybody:

Using your pointer finger nail to pick at the side of your thumb

Rotating the opposite ankle as your dominant hand

Matching your breathing to the beat of a song you like

Tapping the toes, to a beat or just for funsies

Biting at the inside of your lips

Tracing words on your thigh or wrist

Tapping out your heartbeat on any reachable surface

Enjoy!!!

I... wow, okay 😭

“Why do you write so much angst?” Because happiness is temporary, but emotional devastation is forever.

Me, writing something at 1 am: Omg I'm literally a genius this words sound amazing I ate totally whith this one omfg

The writing:

why do i write? to inflict pain. on who? myself.