Me At This One Particular Moment Defying Every Single One Of These Rules.

I see you reblogging my posts

hai ther friendo

Hi!!! Of course I reblog your posts, your sense of humor is ✨immaculate✨

just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

Last night I had a dream about the grinch and his heart was swelling to three times its size because of the excessive love he felt for the whos or whatever the fuck unpruned his heart but instead of overflowing with love it was just stress cardiomyopathy from the excessive noise and he went into cardiac arrest and this seemed important enough to inform tumblr

I do my best writing when I’m sleep deprived.

It’s not even funny how relatable this is.

Right next to each other in the feed 😂 (there was an ad right in between unfortunately tho)

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

SUSHI!