Thetyrantofanewera - Thetyrantofanewera

these damn homosexuals capturing my heart with beautiful fanart that is so beautiful and makes me tear up istg

write like your ribs are paper and the words are trying to claw their way out.

write what you swore you'd bury.

write until your hands ache and your heart feels seen.

All right that's it I'm done how the fuck do you italicize shit in these posts

but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???

Being an awkward romantic like:

If you don't confess your love to me in the pouring rain where the water runs down your face like tears and your hair is messed up in the sexy way and you're avoiding eye contact out of fear of rejection and my makeup is miraculously perfect after saving me from my loveless abusive relationship when you've been watching me be with that person for three years seven months and six days while pining for me all that time then what are you even doing besides wasting my time and yours

BUT

if you say anything even remotely sappy to me besides telling me that my outfit is hot or try to make me hold eye contact with you while you satisfy my soul deep need for validation I will hit you in the ballsack with a chair calculated by the force of my embarrassment and rage condensed into the state of a collapsing neutron star in the vacuum of deep space so don't even fucking try me

I love miso soup. Unrelated, I also hate women!

AND THEY’RE FUCKING CORRECT

I don’t know if I am actually writing, or if my characters possess me for a short time to express themselves. Is this writing, or am I a conduit for ghosts? The world may never know.