REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

Me: *motivated* ALRIGHT! LET'S DO THIS. LET'S WRITE. *Writes hardly two poorly structured crusty musty dusty sentences*

*immediately begins to daydream about the book being made into a movie. Hm? Who'd be the cast? How'd I direct it? What would be the Advertising techniques?* LIKE GIRL. WRITE.

there are two types of writers.

“this plot has been in my head for 10 years and finally it’s perfect.”

“what if frogs had a secret government?”

Random writer thought but...

Do you guys ever just research WAAAAAY too deep into one specific topic that you never end up using in a work? Like, I could probably tell you how to hold a fan in a provocative but innocent enough way whilst making eye contact across a ballroom but can't tell you one single time I've ever used it in a piece of writing???

LMAOOOOOOOO

no seriously the accuracy hurts.

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

canceled my prime membership today

PREACH