These Two Freaks Are Gonna Meet Each Other I'm Not Ready

i so badly want to torture some characters rn

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

A group of queers of all types is a pride

A group of aces is a deck

A group of aros is a quiver

A group of trans women is a code-camp

A group of enbies is a byte

A group of bi people is a tandem

A group of pan people is a panic

Thank you for coming to my wilderness documentary

Me: *motivated* ALRIGHT! LET'S DO THIS. LET'S WRITE. *Writes hardly two poorly structured crusty musty dusty sentences*

*immediately begins to daydream about the book being made into a movie. Hm? Who'd be the cast? How'd I direct it? What would be the Advertising techniques?* LIKE GIRL. WRITE.

I do my best writing when I’m sleep deprived.