Thetyrantofanewera - Thetyrantofanewera

One of my favorite genres of post

YOU GUYS HELP I NEED HELP MY CAT IS LAYING ON MY LEGS AND HE'S SLEEPING BUT I HAVE TO GET UP BECAUSE SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR BUT HE'S SO PRECIOUS AND MY PERFECT LITTLE ANGEL AND HE'S SLEEPING YOU GUYS WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

how to spot a writer:

unhinged google search history

crying over fake people

owns 200 notebooks (they're all empty)

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

Chaotic neutral

going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

write like your ribs are paper and the words are trying to claw their way out.

write what you swore you'd bury.

write until your hands ache and your heart feels seen.