And The Lord Sayest Unto Me, "lock The Fuck In"

I just know Hinata fell first! No one can change my mind! HAHAHAHA

PREACH

reblogging cuz the supernatural reference made me giggle

thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

what the computer screen sees as i write the most gut-wrenching scenes of my novel

Pausing my Walmart candy aisle shopping spree for this but

I just heard this lady in the next aisle over describing gay people to her companion and she said they had "a stellar appetite for other men" and I find that hilarious because it implies one of the following:

A- She doesn't much care for heterosexual men.

B- She thinks gay men are cannibals.

Or C- She just thinks men are yummy?

...can somebody please tell me. Why my sixteen year old sister just recommended a fic to me. That's a reader insert with SIR PENTIOUS' EGG BOIS?!?!?!

I don't even use tiktok and I'm pissed as FUCK. What the shit?! Preaidents are for the people... dictators rule over them.

oh my god...

so the first screenshot is trying to look this up on tiktok normally, "donald trump rigged election" and it says that search violates community guidelines.

the second screenshot is looking up the same exact thing, but with a (australian) vpn on. canadian vpn didn't fix it fyi.

THIS is exactly the type of censorship to be looking out for on tiktok. this actually is crazy.