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What's ur Hogwarts house and what house do u think ur friends are in

Hm. A rather unusual question, but I'll go with it! ☝️My Hogwarts house is definitely Slytherin, although I don't value or support cunning principles.

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As for my friends:

@sincerelyalice would probably be in Ravenclaw.

@onlyedwardscissorhands is definitely in Hufflepuff.

@xx-maria I believe is in Slytherin. It just suits her.

@tarranthightopp is in Gryffindor. If I'm not sure about anyone else's Hogwarts house, I'm sure about this one!

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I liked this question, haha! It was cute and... different! Thank you for that one, anon. 😌

What's going down in the factory today? Here we are! The fermentation process of cocoa beans. Besides just being a pretty good looking piece of chocolate there is a lot that has to be done at the factory before we can start making chocolate.

Exhibit A: The process of fermentation.

This harvest is a test sample of the fermentation process. It's being tested to see if fermentation is complete, and it's not yet ready as the seeds are indicating that it needs to be fermented a little longer. This is just one of the many other tasks that are done at the factory that requires the knowledge and experience necessary for producing good chocolate. In other words, you gotta have the beans!

We are so excited for our next batch of Wonka bar releases and can't wait to share them with you all. In the meantime, enjoy our current chocolates and stay tuned for what's to come!

And to the Americans celebrating, happy Memorial Day!

- Willy Wonka 🍫

That's great! ☺️

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You really stayed inside your factory for fifteen yrs????? That's so crazy 😯🤔😲

Don't be silly, I went out in search of exotic flavors for new candy ideas numerous times. Fifteen years...pish posh.

Hello, Starshine! Greetings, tumblr visitors!

Welcome to the official Willy Wonka Tumblr page! I shake you warmly by the hand. ✨

My name is Willy Wonka, & this tumblr will be dedicated to answering all of your burning questions & discussing a bit about my chocolate factory, such as how I make my chocolate, what ingredients are best to use for the absolute best quality & how I passed the Chocolate Manufacturing exam & became the youngest chocolatier in history.

Not to mention loads of fun sharing secret recipes (not mine, oh heavens no), sneak peeks inside the factory, news, updates & more! I personally will also be sharing some valuable advice as to how to become a great chocolatier like myself for the aspiring!

Although since I am quite busy running the factory, my Oompa Loompas will take over every now & again to operate my page. They just insisted I needed social media accounts. For now I bid you good day & until then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Ok so first of all hi @thewillywonka , I love your blog! lol

"Don't you know? The Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight is the best chocolate bar ever made!"

Yes. I did it. I tapped into my inner Wonka and recreated the Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight. And a solid milk chocolate bar. I gave this my all. I even successfully tempered my chocolate! The milk chocolate bar definitely came out more, well, but it is all about trial and error. The bar is very rich, but very good. It could use something crispy, like graham crackers or shortbread biscuits, but overall I am happy with the results! The bar filling is just marshmallow fluff and chocolate fudge. I went simple for that. What do you thin

Oh my goodness, my dear girl! By golly, you've done it! Of course it'll never be as chocolate-y, rich and delicious as a Wonka bar, but this is a close copycat recipe! For the center, graham crackers or crisps would've definitely been a good call! Should you try any more recreations of my chocolate, please do tag me! Great job! I applaud you, I really do.

👏👏👏 Excellent work! Bravo!

Okie dokie.

I close my eyes too tight

I hide in the shadows of my mind

Behind the doors of my heart

And wonder why he never woke up

Why people are ice cold

Then I slowly remember the reasons for why

I would rather be alone

Than to be around those who do wrong

Take advantage

And disarm

So I'll keep sculpting

Because it's the one thing

That doesn't bring me harm

I have nothing else to say

I'm not good at expressing my emotions

I wish people would do better

And love each other more

That's all

~ Edward

Can you please post the Willy Wonka song you used in the "when your candy sells" meme you made Mr Wonka? Please 😊😊😊

Ah, here it is. Excuse the language.

Benji Ceez & Rich The Kid - Willy Wonka

Live up to your own art. Your own vision.

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Edward, stay out of this please. This is between me and the clown boy.

The shade you be throwing at Alice, Mike, and Augustus on here and the way you be responding to your dad in the comments be KILLING MEEEE LMFAO YALL FUNNY AF 😭😭😭😭

And when mad hatter was yelling at you and Edward through your asks and you were like "oh..." I died. And Some girl said you get her wet and your dad said he hope they ain't a minor, please come get your dad. It's the chaos for me 💀💀💀

You know what they say, if you don't like my shade then step out of my shadow. That Alice is something, though. A drunk. Hmph.

As for my dad, unfortunately there isn't much I can do to deter his behavior.