reblog ifyou love her and she makes you smile the coelacanth
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
it's at a 50/50???????
Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
video: several tiny, baby wizards, (white, 3 legged animals with witch hats and cartoon smiley faces) running circles around a much larger adult wizard. the song "the world revolving" by toby fox plays loudly. (a rotoscoped edit of this post). end ID.
THE WIZARDS REVOLVING
Reblog and put in the tags how dancing in the rain feels like/might feel like if you haven’t done it before
just finished 2ha book 1! :D
If Toby Fox had never made that one fateful videogame we would all be living life sans undertale
stella ( @obstinaterixatrix ) yuor tags possessed me
if i say yes, does that qualify as kindness
i am not sorry.
do you ever decide to choose kindness
no im doing this because i find it funny and want to immortalize this moment get off my case
i am not sorry.
do you ever decide to choose kindness
let me take you out for dinner so i can fuck you xoxo
if i had a nickel for every time someone propositioned me via askbox i would have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
once again handing this one over to the audience:
BREAKING NEWS: college student forced to take notes on paper for one of six courses this term, 16 dead, 40 injured
Shouting this at all the tumblr porn bots that have been following me
fuck me
if it is what the people desire.
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.
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