People Are Always Like "Oh A Vampire Wouldn't Get Horny While Drinking Someone's Blood, That's Like Getting

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As someone who likes complementing people, and I have had to stop myself from complementing someone too many times in a row; I've met many men who I wanted to complement but never did. The reason for this is because growing up I was told that complementing a guy in any way could be seen as flirting, and I've also been told I have a flirty personality. I've also grown up hearing horror stories from women in my life where they or someone they know were just being nice and a guy thought they were flirting so he would say she was coming on to him or use the "she was asking for it" excuse.

Even though I don't think I've personally met a man that would do that to me, I will never take that chance.

I just know that the dudes who make those "girls get 500 compliments a day vs. guy gets one compliment once and cherishes it for the rest of his life" memes put zero effort into their appearance. Like what exactly do you expect people to say? Wow nice plain ill-fitting hoodie, goes great with your basic-ass blue jeans and nondescript haircut. Got some real cool Grey Man vibes going on, you could seamlessly blend into any crowd ever without being seen at all.

Like nobody has any obligation to look any certain way, but you can't expect to be praised for doing something you're not even trying to do. I dress like I got tarred and feathered in a Tim Burton film costume department discard scrap pile, and someone saying they like my style is a biweekly occurrence.

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

Dolores: it was hard for Bruno with such a humbling gift and he was misunderstood because of his prophecies yk :(

Camilo: that man was TALL. AND HE HAD RATS. RATS. SCARY RAT MAN.

Let's give mama kisses

Mother and her cub

idk

Original comic by Rasenth

I think my favorite thing about Kris and Susie both individually and as a duo is that they're fucking TERRIFYING in like different archetypal ways while also being your average idiot teens

Like where else are you going to get a quiet kid with knife iconography who tears out their own soul and whose canon expressions are either deadpan or unhinged with glowing red eyes

Paired with an enormous fucking monster with fangs that can probably be measured in inches and burning eyes and a snout wrinkled in animal rage who can and will destroy anything in her path and at one point threatens to rip our face off with her massive bestial jaws

Both of whom canonically eat moss. And attempt to eat the clothes off a mannequin. And try to fit their entire heads into those dumbass talky tubes. And are just a couple of idiot teenagers who dick around town and accidentally run into your divorced parents in a Walmart and have to just hide in the corner together and try not to hear the absolute trainwreck that's happening like three aisles over

Like. I don't know if I can call it juxtaposition per se, but the fact that they could both easily be villains with their aesthetics and abilities but are also both just head-empty morons.. it's good.

obsessed with this miss piggy moment on master chef junior