WHY DOES SHE KEEP WINNING GRAMMYS

we need to make a floyd-like concept album about corporate greed and raw introspection into sacrificing humanity and the environment for short-term profit but sometimes the lyrics mention a little orange furry guy and a green suitup scene and it becomes abundantly clear the album's just about the onceler

seeing a pretty butch lesbian in fuzzy noise grain but i look closer and see its just that roger waters and his fucked up face

heartbreaking: that pretty milf with a strat you saw was actually yngwie malmsteen

King Crimson - The Noise: Live at Fréjus

guitar enthusiasts will literally be like “WOAHHG check out this new and modern line from Flikamarina! The gorblob tuner set, the winglegog style paint-job, Barblingina bridge, eebga-brand steel strings, sanded ferretwood fretboard and hummagooba three-coil humbuckers makes this line so unique!”

pink in his hotel room after finding out his wife cheated on him and almost killing a groupie

just looped midwest princess 5 times over while studying at the library what is happening to me

me when im a giraffe in the sahara and i cant find an oasis to drink from with my friends

i never liked the “seeing celebrities get cancelled for things i do everyday” meme bc the celebs i see get cancelled do so for genuinely gross behaviour, but after seeing chappell roan piss off 3/4 of the twitter populus for incredibly light discriminations against parasocial public goodwill is genuinely terrifying and i dont want to imagine what will happen to me if i were thrust into superstardom

most insane headline ive seen ever seen