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Tiki Travel Tip #2 Emergency coffee. Bring something with you in your carry-on. Jetlag is a vicious beast and you must be prepared to fend for yourself if you wake up outside of room service hours. This is a strange single-serving pour over from Trader Joe's that I wouldn't take on a Mars mission, but was awfully glad to have with me in a little one star hotel in the Saint Germaine. There was a kettle downstairs and I carried this bag of coffee grounds and boiling water up three flights of carpet steps worn shiny and thin by decades of budget tourists. I felt young again.

Alcoholic to Zaftig -An Alphabet of Unintended Consequences. #underwhelmed

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Alcoholic to Zaftig - An Alphabet of Unintended Consequences. #sedated

#howtobeafashiondesigner by @creativecookie goes to print on Weds! And The World's Most Fashionable Paper Doll is in it!! I am SO excited. It's my first book! Coming from @dkbooks next spring!

'When I die, bunnykins, all this will be yours. Nothing for teddy! Nothing! Until he learns to be nicer."

M is for Monied in the Alphabet of Unintended Consequences. #alcoholictozaftig

#freeadvice

Nothing nice to say. Not now. Not ever.