I'm Too Tired For This Shit.

I've only ever gotten drunk once. I don't even remember it clearly. Jinx caught me running around mumbling about how it was unfair how Piltover had body wash.

I don't think I'll be getting wasted tonight but you never know. Maybe a little, it's not everyday you get to crucify a topsider.

It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️

WE SHOULD BURN HER! 😡 🔥😈

@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved

@piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

You sure this didn't happen atleast once during your Hitler era?

Yes.

It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️

WE SHOULD BURN HER! 😡 🔥😈

@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved

The one thing we can agree on.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

As if I would, I would eat my own feet off before seeing any person from Zaun willingly join Piltover. Besides Winter.

JINX!!! I GIT A LOLLIPOP!! I was eating it and it had a razor blade in it 😔😔😔 I'm really sad and my mouth hurts cuz I just ate it

uhh, you ate a razor blade? how did it even get in there?

listen, i’m not really the fix-it type when it comes to… people. i’m better at breaking ‘em. you should probably tell ekko. or maybe a piltie. you probably need a doctor or something. where are you?

There are, I just prefer your mother NOT chasing me around with a gun.

You should try using oil paints in your glitter bombs. They have nasty fumes n’ shit. Some are even straight up toxic. Could be fun?

ooh, i like this idea. hey, isha, got a victim in mind?

@jinxbutsmol

Did you have to make that face???

I honestly don't remember, I used to get into a lot of stuff other than shimmer back then. Probably got cracked out on smuggled Piltie stimulants.

Like it was much of a choice, just let people get bombed? And I heard Jinx say it herself, you made her the way she is.

Some sort of fucking temper you have, maybe it was better that they locked you up.

I decided my will, because I can

Guys

If I die most of my money is going to Cami, Isha and Ekko

Like 75%(Find a way to split it fairly please and thank you)

The other 20% percent gets split between Vi and Jinx(Not Caitlyn, because A. I don't trust her and B. She like rich alr so no)

and the other 5% goes to Sevika

@cami-the-cutesy @zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz

@zaunslefthandwoman @jinxsbabyy @jinxbutsmol

@vile-villainess @bruisedandbeloved

"I am not!" *Almost falls flat on face.*

JINX I uhh..... I may or may not have gotten a glowing blue ball thingy and ate it thinking it was candy.....

what is with everybody eating stuff they shouldn’t? i mean, i thought i was unhinged…

i know that heebie-jeebie gemstone looks like a cupcake decoration… buuuut i’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to be eaten… i think?

i’m just surprised it didn’t break your teeth

I meant the face you're making. 💀💀💀

You only give someone that look when they've fucked up.