Grover: I know who stole the lightning bolt
Me, an omniscient being capable of foresight, prone to narration: he did not, actually, under any circumstances, know who stole the lightning bolt
MATCHY MATCHY
a (canon) list of gansey’s silly phrases:
“hey, tiger”
“top shelf”
“man-child”
“manwhore”
“hooey”
“devil’s in the details”
“yee haw”
“why, hello”
“matchy matchy”
“hot as Hades”
“what fresh hell is this?”
“shindigs”
“beg pardon?”
“alas”
pinterest makes me thrive
ANNABETH CHASE YOU THINK YOU CAN DROP THE FIRST SEAWEED BRAIN ON ME AND THEN MAKE ME CRY?!?! YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT TO ME?!?!
Vivi, trying to get her siblings to behave in the mortal world.
Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it
Percy age 17:
My heart and soul
THE O.C. — 2.14, “The Rainy Day Women”
live reaction of hermes dropping off the package
Supernova should be banned from all galaxies. My heart was ripped out of my body. My soul was crushed. Curse u marissa meyer.
can we talk about how "long story short" is ACTUALLY jurdan??
"I tried to pick my battles 'til the battle picked me" JUDE. not to mention literally every other line in this song is jude
"Clung to the nearest lips Long story short, it was the wrong guy" and said guy was locke "Now I'm all about you" "No more keepin' score now I just keep you warm No more tug of war now"
JURDAN.
ok so how do you continue a conversation after saying hello